“At Google our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information’s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who’s using it.
That’s why we’re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA) with Auto-Drink (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.”
Have a swig of Google Gulp.
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Google Pidgeon Rank System
Here is the latest white paper from Google explaining the technology behind how their search engine functions.
Here is an excerpt:
“The common gray pigeon can easily distinguish among items displaying only the minutest differences, an ability that enables it to select relevant web sites from among thousands of similar pages.”
A truly fascinating read.
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Google Buys One Man’s Blog For Undisclosed Sum
The following Press Release appeared in the Dallas Morning News to announce my sale of One Man’s Blog:
Google today announced it has struck an accord with the popular blogger John Pozadzides, from One Man’s Blog, whereby they will acquire all content and image rights including the likeness of Mr. Pozadzides.
Jack Spenser, VP of New Media...
The Google Phone – Coming Soon!
I’ve been holding off on sharing this information, which is really mostly rumor and speculation, up to this point – but Google is supposedly readying the launch of a new cellular phone which will come GPS and have built in access to Google Maps, Gmail, Calendar and Docs.
Google previously bid for the FCC’s 700MHz...
