Chloe Bruce, Martial Artist Extraordinaire

by John P.

Chloe BruceGenerally speaking, my personal philosophy is to never make a woman mad if there is any way to avoid it. This is doubly true when it comes to Chloe Bruce, the martial arts expert.

Not only has Chloe won… well, like every major martial arts championship on earth, she is also a model and actress who serves as a double in martial arts films.

So basically, this makes Chloe the hottest woman on earth who can definitely kick your ass!



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1 lysol March 30, 2010 at 12:39 am

She’s won “Every major Martial Arts Championship on earth”? Yeah,I guess if you leave out ALL of the ones that they ACTUALLY make contact in? Performance based Martial Arts are bogus and phony. Just because you can jump about, whilst twiddling around fake weapons, doesn’t mean you can fight. Or even effectively defend yourself against a “real” martial artist. Put her on the mat with just a decent Brazilian Jiu Jitsu player, and she wouldn’t stand a chance. Or in the ring with a good Thai boxer? Ridge hands and scorpion kicks, only look great in the movies. Try that crap in MMA sometime. Don’t get me wrong, she is hot. But a real fighter? I’d wager NOT.

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2 John P. March 31, 2010 at 10:35 am

Well thank you for bringing us all down a notch!

My description was obviously an exaggeration, and the point here is that Chloe could kick your ass – and she is hot! So really, this comment added absolutely no value to the world. In fact, I am dumber for having read it.

Love,

John P.

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3 Audie June 23, 2010 at 8:48 am

Chloe is awesome. I believe when given the chance, she could kick butt anywhere. You have to remember that MMA also has rules to follow. It is not like the streets. The Gracie’s brought the best fighting to all of us at the beginning of UFC until they added rules. Sad someone has to put someone down……….. Most of us understand people like that.

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