Comments on: One Man Gives Away All Possessions, Moves to Alaska http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/ Specialization is for Insects. Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:29:02 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Eric http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1641 Eric Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:09:27 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1641 Yes, there are probably more April Foolisms than we've listed so far, but here are some: 1. Ubiqwe = fish, so Ubiqwe's story is a fish story. 2. Invera = not true. Note also Invera City = inveracity = an untruth. 3. Varicate: "pre-Varicate" = prevaricate = to lie. 4. Fal city = falsity. 5. Fib (oil) = well, "fib." 6. Canard = a fabricated report. 7. The Ubiqwe story is cock and bull: cocks crowing in the morning and bulls roaming the plains. 8. "Fors wear" = forswear = swear falsely; make a liar of oneself. Yes, there are probably more April Foolisms than we’ve listed so far, but here are some:

1. Ubiqwe = fish, so Ubiqwe’s story is a fish story.

2. Invera = not true. Note also Invera City = inveracity = an untruth.

3. Varicate: “pre-Varicate” = prevaricate = to lie.

4. Fal city = falsity.

5. Fib (oil) = well, “fib.”

6. Canard = a fabricated report.

7. The Ubiqwe story is cock and bull: cocks crowing in the morning and bulls roaming the plains.

8. “Fors wear” = forswear = swear falsely; make a liar of oneself.

]]> By: Kirk http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1638 Kirk Mon, 02 Apr 2007 00:42:48 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1638 As Nietzsche once said, "There are no facts, only interpretations." Please tell Ubiqwe’s tribe that welcoming Canard like Oneman will help as much to asking a crackhead for directions to the death star! Oneman, I wish you luck. Might I suggest you google the word: Cryptorchidism. I believe this is the likely physiological response to the Alaskan cold. In the words of our Inuit, "Aningaasarsiorneq Inooqatigiinnerlu pillugit" or give all your possessions to your brother! As Nietzsche once said, “There are no facts, only interpretations.” Please tell Ubiqwe’s tribe that welcoming Canard like Oneman will help as much to asking a crackhead for directions to the death star!

Oneman, I wish you luck. Might I suggest you google the word: Cryptorchidism. I believe this is the likely physiological response to the Alaskan cold. In the words of our Inuit, “Aningaasarsiorneq Inooqatigiinnerlu pillugit” or give all your possessions to your brother!

]]> By: B. Dillon http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1610 B. Dillon Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:30:38 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1610 This is a brilliant. I wonder how long it took The Man to come up with this? Since someone pointed it out on Digg I thought I'd take a stab at counting The Man's admissions that this is an April Fool's joke: 1) "After hearing the Ubiqwe story" - wouldn't that translate to "fish story"? 2) "Fal" may be a "city", but "falcity" is a lie. 3) He said that all the white men lie. Isn't he white? Someone said they counted at least 10??? I think I'm missing stuff. Anybody else find more? I think we need a secret decoder ring. This is a brilliant. I wonder how long it took The Man to come up with this? Since someone pointed it out on Digg I thought I’d take a stab at counting The Man’s admissions that this is an April Fool’s joke:

1) “After hearing the Ubiqwe story” – wouldn’t that translate to “fish story”?

2) “Fal” may be a “city”, but “falcity” is a lie.

3) He said that all the white men lie. Isn’t he white?

Someone said they counted at least 10??? I think I’m missing stuff. Anybody else find more? I think we need a secret decoder ring.

]]> By: Anon Y. Mus http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1608 Anon Y. Mus Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:18:13 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1608 I don't know which is funnier. The actual post, or AFJ Support's comment. :-) I don’t know which is funnier. The actual post, or AFJ Support’s comment. :-)

]]> By: Voodoochilli Design » Happy Aprils Fools day! http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1607 Voodoochilli Design » Happy Aprils Fools day! Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:13:09 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1607 [...] http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/ [...] [...] http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/ [...]

]]> By: ladytechie01 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1600 ladytechie01 Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:44:58 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1600 As my son would say... Did anybody note the date of this blog?? As my son would say… Did anybody note the date of this blog??

]]> By: AFJ Support Inc http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1595 AFJ Support Inc Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:29:18 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1595 You've been scammed my man. Ubiqwe is a well-known con artist and is actually connected with the corrupt mayor of Fal City. Most recently he was working with a team in Paris, France where his argument focused on the unseasonally large number of poissons (fish) in the Sein at this time of year. You should contact your local law enforcement people about the $5m. Refer them to case number "cl0s-ebut-n0s33gAr" which will let them tie it to the FBI tracking system. You’ve been scammed my man. Ubiqwe is a well-known con artist and is actually connected with the corrupt mayor of Fal City. Most recently he was working with a team in Paris, France where his argument focused on the unseasonally large number of poissons (fish) in the Sein at this time of year.

You should contact your local law enforcement people about the $5m. Refer them to case number “cl0s-ebut-n0s33gAr” which will let them tie it to the FBI tracking system.

]]> By: jimbeau http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1590 jimbeau Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:44:21 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1590 Are you sure his name wasn't Asswipe? I have not heard of this murading group of polar dwellers, but wish you the best of luck in your new igloo.. May I have your plasma cutter and NSX?? Ahhhhhh Trebek, but I think you do... Good one, but I won't spoil it.. j- Are you sure his name wasn’t Asswipe? I have not heard of this murading group of polar dwellers, but wish you the best of luck in your new igloo.. May I have your plasma cutter and NSX??

Ahhhhhh Trebek, but I think you do…

Good one, but I won’t spoil it..

j-

]]> By: M. Ömer Gölgeli http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1588 M. Ömer Gölgeli Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:34:00 +0000 http://onemansblog.com/2007/04/01/one-man-gives-away-all-possessions-moves-to-alaska/#comment-1588 That's a joke, right? That’s a joke, right?

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