Get Your Virtual Haircut and Other Auditory Illusions

by John P.

Holophonic RecordingMy buddy Hrafn over at Think Artificial found this fantastic audio recording that sounds exactly like you’re getting a haircut. I thought it was so cool that I had to do some research.

These are called Holophonic sounds and are made to be listened to with headphones. They are recorded with a dummy head that has two microphones, one in each ear. The shape of the head and ears must be similar to a human head.

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The Virtual Haircut (Download Zip):

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The Holophonic Matchbox (Download Zip):

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A Woman’s Voice (Download Zip):

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Blow Drying (Download Zip):

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Tuning Fork (Download Zip):

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Shears (Download Zip):

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Dogs Running (Download Zip):

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Dogs Barking (Download Zip):

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Loud Frogs (Download Zip):

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Sexy Woman’s Invitation (Download Zip):

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Jazz Band (Download Zip):

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Flutes in Singapore (Download Zip):

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Digital Vivaldi (Download Zip):

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Crumpling Bag (Download Zip):

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{ 145 comments… read them below or add one }

1 dngloz May 13, 2007 at 11:09 am

hehe nice, was wondering if they have one which does the drilling sound of the dentist =0P this way people can practise before going to the dentist!

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2 fusion May 15, 2007 at 9:50 am

hahaha dngloz… I really need the sound of the dentist :P

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3 T2 April 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm

That hurts yaar specially the driling process.

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4 Fozzy May 21, 2007 at 4:58 pm

The haircut and the matches are excellent, the womans voice is really spooky.

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5 Melissa May 21, 2007 at 6:24 pm

Great, Now I wont sleep…That womans voice has put ugly scary thoughts in my head…

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6 Worm May 30, 2007 at 2:45 am

srsly, that blow dryer scared me half to death!

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7 Steve June 3, 2007 at 6:25 pm

Nice one, I already had the haircut and searched for more but couldn’t find any, all brilliant.

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8 luigi June 4, 2007 at 4:52 pm

I thought the womans voice was sexy as hell..

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9 Snowzinger June 4, 2007 at 9:30 pm

The woman sounded like she was part of a perfume commerical

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10 Man with tail June 4, 2007 at 11:06 pm

Outstanding audio quality… you need to have more locales with lots of varying audio sources; my bet would be for Grand Central Station, NYC.

The woman’s voice… I could swear I felt her hot breath, and was expecting a tongue in my ear!

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11 tikka June 5, 2007 at 5:36 am

the match made me feel warmth, weird

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12 poorsod June 5, 2007 at 8:39 am

It’s a technique called binaural recording and it’s commonly practised with on-location sound sampling. For example, if I wanted to sample a train station for a TV show I might go to King’s Cross and stand there for a few minutes with microphones in my ears. As a recording technique it’s been around for years.

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13 grape mc foof poop sausage June 5, 2007 at 9:32 am

it made me feel slimey on my nose

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14 gungaman June 5, 2007 at 11:57 am

About 20 years ago Radio 4 did an experimental audio play in binaural stereo. It used 11 actors and no words. It featured a man escaping from a chain gang/prison. You were him. Men and dogs pursued him, he went through water to lose the dogs, he found shelter,and then the guy that put him inside. It was called The Revenge. It lasted about 15 mins. The most remarkable thing is it was done by Andrew Sachs, or Manuel to most. It won an award in Barcelona I think.

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15 Rory June 5, 2007 at 12:12 pm

I seem to remember something along these lines at Disney World in Orlando. You went into booths and they had headphones lining the walls, hanging just above wooden benches. I was very young at the time and I don’t remember exactly what it was that played but I do remember taking the headphones off a few times as I got creeped out by it.

Thanks for making me feel creeped out again! :P

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16 Michael June 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm

Actually the Virtual Barbershop is some kind of commercial, at least the name “Starkey Cetera” has a meaning. Starkey is a company producing hearing aids and their latest product is named – correct – Cetera… :)

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17 Marcus June 6, 2007 at 3:14 pm

Freaking cool !

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18 Tyler Menezes June 9, 2007 at 12:52 am

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! HANDS DOWN THE COOLEST THING I’VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET. I’M EVEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS, WHICH RARELY HAPPENS!

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19 John P. June 9, 2007 at 1:02 am

Thanks Tyler. I’m glad you enjoyed it so much! :-)

The real thanks needs to go to Hrafn for having found the original recording. I just took it a little further by finding a few more and providing an embedded player for them…

Take care,

John

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20 lee June 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm

Hi, a friend sent me ”the vitual haircut” to my mobile, i was impressed when i listened to it, so i did a search on google to find others and came across these othe 5 on your blog. Is there anyway i can download them to my PC to put on my moblie?

Cheers

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21 John P. June 10, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Lee,

I’ve currently got it so that any MP3 I post automatically turns into the little embedded player. When I get a chance I’ll upload ZIP files of the recordings so they can be more easily downloaded, but for now if you know how to read source code for HTML you can see the file names in my HTML and just type them directly into your Web browser to download.

John

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22 Lin June 11, 2007 at 6:08 pm

This is so awesome!!! A real treat for the ears!!!

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23 Rohith Kumar Thagilipally June 12, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Awe some………. I can feel the reality….

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24 Andrew June 16, 2007 at 2:57 am

Imagine if they took this algorithm to video games! It would be absolutely amazing

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25 chelsea June 23, 2007 at 9:35 am

omg!! dat was soooooo cool!!! it realy felt weired you could imagine in ur head the ppl walkin round you it was sooo creepy but really really cool!!!

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26 Eugene June 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm

I’ve heard the virtual haircut. I think its really cool. Can someone please tell me how and where i can download the other holophonic sounds. I can see it on the site but seems impossible to download it.

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