13 Billboards (I laughed, I cried, I posted.)

Blank BillboardI scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place, and it wasn’t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn’t keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first place). So sorry about that.

Anyway, for Thursday the 13th here is a crop of 13 freshly prepared humorous, cool and witty billboards. (Hmmm… Humorous. Cool. Witty. Remind you of anyone?) So, enjoy the fruits of my cheap Greek-American labor. Oh, and Warning: This article is Not kid safe!

Damn this was an expensive billboard. But I guess it’s worth it if people stop to pose for photos by it.

Billboard - Cingular Hate Dropped Calls

Ouch. This billboard comes with biting satire at no extra charge.

Billboard - Closet Space Right to Choose

I don’t know if this is real, but it is hilarious!

Billboard - Enjoy Minnesota

Would you like a side of irony with that order?

Billboard - McDonalds + Obesity

I don’t want to be the guy that had to install this billboard.

Billboard - Rejoice Comb

Strippers vs. Church – Photo by ktbugs23

Billboard - What Are You Looking At?

Paul Stamatiou caught this defaced Starbucks billboard. (Paul, you weren’t documenting your own handiwork were you? :-))

Billboard - Starbucks Vandalized

I didn’t know that sex precluded one from becoming an engineer. But that explains a lot…

Billboard - Sex Can Wait

Well, they aren’t pulling any punches with this one are they?

Billboard - Liquid Panty Remover

I’ve got to say, this is a completely lame billboard to start with.

Billboard - Speeding What's Your Excuse?

Pure Genius.

Billboard - Sharp Knife

Must have been the same ad team as the knives above. Simply genius.

Billboard - Bic Razor

Notice, this ad is for the Special Forces. Do you see where the brochures are located?

Billboard - Army Take a Brochure

Edit 9/13: Here are a couple more sent over by Johny

Billboard Silberman's Fitness
Sweatex Billboard
Article Written by
John P.

John P. is CEO of Livid Lobster and co-host of Geek Beat TV. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.


  1. Shane says:

    The one about the shrinking closet space is real. It was in Manhattan along the Henry Hudson Parkway.

  2. alexander.li0„0 says:

    Добрый день!

  3. Brian Friel says:

    Awesome stuff as always! I love the razor billboard. If it is real, I wonder who is responsible for keeping the grass mowed for the effect? Even the ones that might be photoshopped are great marketing ideas. They might not be politically correct, but they are effective. I also like the engineering one. What better way to say, “practice safe sex”? I was going to be an astronaut, but I never saw that sign. I feel left out :)


    • jd says:

      While such reprehensible professionals as matadors and mercenaries tend to be “exciting,” telling someone you’re an engineer is a very efficient way of removing “temptation” from your night.

    • jd says:

      I don’t know where I went wrong. I don’t twitter, and I didn’t mean to make my email public. wtf?

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