13 Billboards (I laughed, I cried, I posted.)

by John P.

Blank BillboardI scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place, and it wasn’t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn’t keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first place). So sorry about that.

Anyway, for Thursday the 13th here is a crop of 13 freshly prepared humorous, cool and witty billboards. (Hmmm… Humorous. Cool. Witty. Remind you of anyone?) So, enjoy the fruits of my cheap Greek-American labor. Oh, and Warning: This article is Not kid safe!

Damn this was an expensive billboard. But I guess it’s worth it if people stop to pose for photos by it.

Billboard - Cingular Hate Dropped Calls

Ouch. This billboard comes with biting satire at no extra charge.

Billboard - Closet Space Right to Choose

I don’t know if this is real, but it is hilarious!

Billboard - Enjoy Minnesota

Would you like a side of irony with that order?

Billboard - McDonalds + Obesity

I don’t want to be the guy that had to install this billboard.

Billboard - Rejoice Comb

Strippers vs. Church – Photo by ktbugs23

Billboard - What Are You Looking At?

Paul Stamatiou caught this defaced Starbucks billboard. (Paul, you weren’t documenting your own handiwork were you? :-))

Billboard - Starbucks Vandalized

I didn’t know that sex precluded one from becoming an engineer. But that explains a lot…

Billboard - Sex Can Wait

Well, they aren’t pulling any punches with this one are they?

Billboard - Liquid Panty Remover

I’ve got to say, this is a completely lame billboard to start with.

Billboard - Speeding What's Your Excuse?

Pure Genius.

Billboard - Sharp Knife

Must have been the same ad team as the knives above. Simply genius.

Billboard - Bic Razor

Notice, this ad is for the Special Forces. Do you see where the brochures are located?

Billboard - Army Take a Brochure

Edit 9/13: Here are a couple more sent over by Johny

Billboard Silberman's Fitness
Sweatex Billboard

{ 87 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Urbanist September 13, 2007 at 2:55 am

Great set John. I wonder how they arrange with cities or land owners to do one like that one in the grass, or the knife in the lights! let me know if you want this set promoted elsewhere ;) … also (disclosure! Self promotion!) check out these: http://weburbanist.com/2007/06/06/15-coolest-craziest-and-most-innovative-guerilla-marketing-campaigns/

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2 Abderisak September 13, 2007 at 11:19 am

Excellent examples of guerrilla marketing, one of my favorite “marketing schools of thought”. They are not that innovative here in Europe though, at least not in Sweden.

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3 Derek Wong September 13, 2007 at 11:33 am

I laughed at the Minnesota/Wisconsin billboard. I also enjoyed the billboards that utilized environment features (all of the ones that were different than the “normal” billboard). Thanks for rounding that up! It’s nice to see that advertising isn’t always so stale.

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4 Garion September 13, 2007 at 11:50 am

Some funny and clever billboards, though some need to employ some decent advertising firms as some look like they were made by the Apprentice contestants.

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5 Brandon September 13, 2007 at 12:00 pm

Nice finds John,

I’ll have to show these to my wife, she’s in advertising http://www.jhpadv.com is their addy

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6 Johny September 13, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Amazing billboards, i’ll forward you the ones i got!

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7 Philip September 13, 2007 at 2:20 pm

The starbucks one is photoshopped, if you look closely you can still see part of the “B”.

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8 Bonnie September 13, 2007 at 2:49 pm

I don’t think so, Philip. If it was Photoshopped, you would NOT be able to see part of the PAINTED-OVER (as in REAL paint) “b.” That’s the kind of graffiti that’s cool!

Very nice collection, John — I’ve seen many cool and funny billboards (just got a group in an email yesterday), but these were all new to me.

Thanks for the laughs! (I am quickly becoming addicted to your blog.)

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9 jd April 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I thought the inverted pentagram inside the logo was an especially nice touch.

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10 TheDane September 13, 2007 at 4:36 pm

I love the knife ad, that is pretty clever.

The rejoice ad could easily be in the Philippines. I often wonder how on earth they troubleshoot lines if one of those cables would go bad.

Kim:)

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11 Brandon September 13, 2007 at 5:24 pm

My post didn’t get approved ?

John did you get my Email ?

It wasn’t about this post, but it’s rather important.

cheers
-Brandon

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12 hthth September 13, 2007 at 6:53 pm

Hah. The Special Forces delivers the strongest message, but the cut streetlight has to be the prettiest. Great set John.

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13 Tom Barr September 13, 2007 at 7:42 pm

I liked the knife so sharp it could split a light pole.

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14 John P. September 13, 2007 at 8:35 pm

Thanks Bonnie. I’m glad you are enjoy it! I’ll keep trying to entertain you… :-)

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15 Blaine September 16, 2007 at 4:28 am

The Southern Comfort billboard (“Liquid Panty Remover”) has been confirmed as a Photoshop job…

Business Week article on faked billboard advertisement

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16 simlr September 16, 2007 at 5:03 am

The rejoice ad is definately from Thailand, as the writing is in Thai.

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17 choney September 16, 2007 at 5:11 am

its so cool and creative .. did really enjoy and funny too…

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18 Rob September 18, 2007 at 6:04 pm

That knife one was genius. Sadly, it would never fly with the city here.

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19 Kate September 19, 2007 at 7:10 am

Just an FYI: The Manhattan Mini Storage ads are absolutely real, and there are more where the example you included come from! Some examples from Flickr here.

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20 CHESSNOID September 19, 2007 at 1:44 pm

Those were all pretty funny and I agree that the dropped call was a novel idea.

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21 lui September 19, 2007 at 7:06 pm

That storage ad with the coat hanger is great id love to put that up in the bible belt

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22 ScottUA September 20, 2007 at 9:42 am

Classic! I’m surprised they let the coat hanger one up. It seems WAY to political to be put in a city area.

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23 somebody September 22, 2007 at 3:28 pm

I can say from experience that that engineer billboard is FALSE! :P

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24 Dugu Miko September 22, 2007 at 4:24 pm

The fat guy looks just like me from behind :)). Nice collection, I got to share this with my friends on messenger.

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25 Scott September 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm

Great collection. Most are real, but I know the Southern Comfort billboard isn’t, since I’m the one who originally created it! There are 238 more original billboards at Dribbleglass.com! Enjoy.

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26 sean September 23, 2007 at 4:41 pm

yeah, they have similar ads all over new york…my favorite one is “because your closet is scarier than bush’s agenda”

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