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Home / 10 Best / 13 Billboards (I laughed, I cried, I posted.)

13 Billboards (I laughed, I cried, I posted.)

John P.

September 13, 2007 By John P.


I scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place, and it wasn’t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn’t keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first place). So sorry about that.
Anyway, for Thursday the 13th here is a crop of 13 freshly prepared humorous, cool and witty billboards. (Hmmm… Humorous. Cool. Witty. Remind you of anyone?) So, enjoy the fruits of my cheap Greek-American labor. Oh, and Warning:This article is Not kid safe!

Damn this was an expensive billboard.
But I guess it’s worth it if people stop to pose for photos by it.

Funny Billboard 1




Ouch.This billboard comes with biting satire at no extra charge.

Funny Billboard 2




I don’t know if this is real, but it is hilarious!

Funny Billboard 3
Would you like a side of irony with that order?

Funny Billboard 4
I don’t want to be the guy that had to install this billboard.

Funny Billboard 5
Strippers vs. Church – Photo by ktbugs23

Funny Billboard 6
Paul Stamatiou caught this defaced Starbucks billboard.
(Paul, you weren’t documenting your own handiwork were you? :-))

Funny Billboard 7
I didn’t know that sex precluded one from becoming an engineer. But that explains a lot…

Funny Billboard 8
Well, they aren’t pulling any punches with this one are they?

Funny Billboard 9
I’ve got to say, this is a completely lame billboard to start with.

Funny Billboard 10
Pure Genius.

Funny Billboard 11
Must have been the same ad team as the knives above. Simply genius.

Funny Billboard 12
Notice, this ad is for the Special Forces. Do you see where the brochures are located?

Funny Billboard 13
Edit 9/13: Here are a couple more sent over by Johny…

Funny Billboard 14
Funny Billboard 15





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Comments

  1. Shane says

    April 29, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    The one about the shrinking closet space is real. It was in Manhattan along the Henry Hudson Parkway.

  2. alexander.li0„0 says

    April 7, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Добрый день!

  3. Brian Friel says

    March 28, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    John,
    Awesome stuff as always! I love the razor billboard. If it is real, I wonder who is responsible for keeping the grass mowed for the effect? Even the ones that might be photoshopped are great marketing ideas. They might not be politically correct, but they are effective. I also like the engineering one. What better way to say, “practice safe sex”? I was going to be an astronaut, but I never saw that sign. I feel left out :)

    Brian

    • jd says

      April 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm

      While such reprehensible professionals as matadors and mercenaries tend to be “exciting,” telling someone you’re an engineer is a very efficient way of removing “temptation” from your night.

      • jd says

        April 17, 2011 at 5:23 pm

        I don’t know where I went wrong. I don’t twitter, and I didn’t mean to make my email public. wtf?

  4. kefilwe mmusi says

    January 20, 2011 at 9:36 am

    i love d 1 dat says “lets meet at starfucks” LOL! SM PPL R JUST CREATIVE. I LYK NO NO MAKE DAT LOVE IT

  5. nisa sanjaya says

    December 8, 2010 at 12:20 am

    this post makes me laughed.. ha ha ha .. funny :D

  6. Melanie says

    October 23, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Just letting you know that the billboard about speeding is South Australian :)

  7. Mason Pelt says

    October 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    No sex for me I’m going to be an engineer.

  8. Toneman says

    October 5, 2010 at 8:19 am

    Here’s one of my favorites for the show Six Feet Under. They always started the show with an unusual death: http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/images/sixfeet.jpg

  9. sarah says

    August 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    This is one is the best. I like speeding billboard. Great collection.

  10. Harshit Singhal says

    July 29, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    LOl !!!! Great stuff man !

  11. David says

    April 22, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    The SoCo billboard is clearly ‘Shopped: The type isn’t skewed (as the billboard is).

  12. Joe S. says

    February 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    very very funny billboards.

  13. Pradeep says

    January 20, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Loved the church billboard. HILARIOUS!!!

  14. Sara says

    January 19, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Hey! I use that brand of knives at my school! How cool XD

  15. Morgan says

    August 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    That one was proven photoshopped by buisness week … other than that idk if anyothers are photoshopped but it was still hilarious

  16. Cyrelle says

    July 19, 2009 at 4:57 am

    lol….brighten up my day!

  17. Johnny says

    May 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    What’s up Bill Gates u r great! Your pics hilarous

  18. Casper Christensen says

    April 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    OMG! I love funny boards. Keep’em comming! Does anyone know of other sites with funny boards?

  19. Nikita says

    April 2, 2009 at 9:49 am

    well i think that the liquid pantie remover is like the best one

  20. RaiulBaztepo says

    March 28, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Hello!
    Very Interesting post! Thank you for such interesting resource!
    PS: Sorry for my bad english, I’v just started to learn this language ;)
    See you!
    Your, Raiul Baztepo

  21. Robert says

    March 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    i don’t think any of these are photoshopped. you can even see the guide wires in the knife one, if you were thinking that was fake. i swear, everyone thinks every picture is photoshopped these days.

  22. kit says

    February 25, 2009 at 10:24 am

    aye man this is funny rofl lolz

  23. Rick says

    February 24, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Absolutely fantastic, in fact so hilarious my neighbour could probably hear my head hitting the floor! :D

  24. fasblog says

    February 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Simply hilarious stuff out there. The strippers one is awesome.

  25. Zach says

    February 21, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Some of these are amazingly clever, others are just so ironic. Nice post.

  26. Alex says

    February 13, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    The Manhattan Mini Storage one isn’t photoshopped. I haven’t seen that particular billboard, but I have seen this ad from them in person:
    http://animalnewyork.com/300_MMS-palin.jpg

  27. Ali Hussain says

    January 17, 2009 at 1:22 am

    okay some were photoshopped but not all

  28. harriet says

    December 10, 2008 at 2:32 am

    photoshopped.

  29. Jay says

    October 22, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    i saw a bilboard in dallas that said “condems to go, New and used”

  30. moserw says

    October 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Really good stuff and much appreciate your sharing them. Some of them are pure genius.

  31. Chichi says

    July 22, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    A few of them are obviously photoshopped.. but it doesn’t make them any less funny :)

  32. Don Diego de la Vega says

    June 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Photoshopped

  33. john says

    May 15, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    helping u bastards pay for donuts…love it

  34. John says

    May 9, 2008 at 1:30 am

    Haha the special forces one took me a while… classic.

    Love the church and strip club competing for an audience… id vs superego, very Freudian :P

  35. sanana says

    March 21, 2008 at 10:06 am

    cool

  36. Chrissy says

    February 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    The Bic razor one is genius.

  37. John says

    February 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    lol LETS ALL GO TO STAR**CKS

  38. Dynamike says

    February 10, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    There are loads of those religious billboards in Georgia and Tennessee. They tend to put them right next to billboards for gentlemen’s clubs. It’s kinda funny!

  39. Saim Baig says

    January 12, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Great ways to catch the attention of public.That over speeding was the best.

  40. july says

    January 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    excelente material en vallas publicitarias, muy creativas

  41. Edward says

    January 10, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Gotta love’em!

  42. Hyrum says

    December 31, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Those are some classic finds.

  43. grammasite says

    December 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Gorilla marketing? Yeah, I’d like to see more ads targeted at great apes.

  44. EllieMae says

    November 27, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Great post – the “move to Wisconsin” billboard is very much real. I drive by it regularly on my way out of MN… into WI. :)

  45. Jerad Kaliher says

    October 18, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Ingenious gorilla marketing. I love to see really unique ads that give you a real visceral response. It really is a double edged sword, however. If you have too many you begin to not notice them anymore. It’s a balancing act.

  46. JasonJ says

    October 11, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    I second that! IT COULDN’T WAIT!

  47. melayu says

    October 7, 2007 at 8:10 am

    is that m.jackson photo they used for the sex-engineer billboard?

    I’m gonna link this at my blog. cool!

  48. jeff says

    October 4, 2007 at 9:59 am

    gnarly lol

  49. Scott says

    October 4, 2007 at 9:37 am

    You’re right! It’s fake. I know because I’m the one who created it! It’s been around the world and people still think it’s real, which to me makes it all the more funny!

  50. Jeff says

    October 4, 2007 at 9:10 am

    the one headlined “Liquid panty remover” is fake…

    The text is a straight shot and the billboard is angled.

  51. Mark Baker says

    October 1, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    I love these… As for the “dropped” calls one, I can’t stand when I see this misleading claim from Cingular! Due to lawsuits and other pressure, they don’t claim that anymore… Interesting, huh?

  52. SGT Harless says

    October 1, 2007 at 8:44 am

    You don’t climb… You drop.

  53. John P. says

    September 28, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    That’s pretty funny. :-) Yeah, I guess if you had to climb the building to sign up they wouldn’t be getting many new recruits.

    John

  54. Pooley Shaw says

    September 28, 2007 at 11:28 am

    Now i know why the army can’t make there enlistment for the year or at least thats another reason

  55. Scott says

    September 25, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Here is another great one in Columbus, OH for Nationwide
    http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/nationwide-paint-billboard-ad.jpg

  56. sean says

    September 23, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    yeah, they have similar ads all over new york…my favorite one is “because your closet is scarier than bush’s agenda”

  57. Scott says

    September 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Great collection. Most are real, but I know the Southern Comfort billboard isn’t, since I’m the one who originally created it! There are 238 more original billboards at Dribbleglass.com! Enjoy.

  58. Dugu Miko says

    September 22, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    The fat guy looks just like me from behind :)). Nice collection, I got to share this with my friends on messenger.

  59. somebody says

    September 22, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    I can say from experience that that engineer billboard is FALSE! :P

  60. ScottUA says

    September 20, 2007 at 9:42 am

    Classic! I’m surprised they let the coat hanger one up. It seems WAY to political to be put in a city area.

  61. lui says

    September 19, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    That storage ad with the coat hanger is great id love to put that up in the bible belt

  62. CHESSNOID says

    September 19, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Those were all pretty funny and I agree that the dropped call was a novel idea.

  63. Kate says

    September 19, 2007 at 7:10 am

    Just an FYI: The Manhattan Mini Storage ads are absolutely real, and there are more where the example you included come from! Some examples from Flickr here.

  64. Rob says

    September 18, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    That knife one was genius. Sadly, it would never fly with the city here.

  65. choney says

    September 16, 2007 at 5:11 am

    its so cool and creative .. did really enjoy and funny too…

  66. simlr says

    September 16, 2007 at 5:03 am

    The rejoice ad is definately from Thailand, as the writing is in Thai.

  67. Blaine says

    September 16, 2007 at 4:28 am

    The Southern Comfort billboard (“Liquid Panty Remover”) has been confirmed as a Photoshop job…

    Business Week article on faked billboard advertisement

  68. John P. says

    September 13, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Thanks Bonnie. I’m glad you are enjoy it! I’ll keep trying to entertain you… :-)

  69. Tom Barr says

    September 13, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    I liked the knife so sharp it could split a light pole.

  70. hthth says

    September 13, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Hah. The Special Forces delivers the strongest message, but the cut streetlight has to be the prettiest. Great set John.

  71. Brandon says

    September 13, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    My post didn’t get approved ?

    John did you get my Email ?

    It wasn’t about this post, but it’s rather important.

    cheers
    -Brandon

  72. TheDane says

    September 13, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    I love the knife ad, that is pretty clever.

    The rejoice ad could easily be in the Philippines. I often wonder how on earth they troubleshoot lines if one of those cables would go bad.

    Kim:)

  73. Bonnie says

    September 13, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    I don’t think so, Philip. If it was Photoshopped, you would NOT be able to see part of the PAINTED-OVER (as in REAL paint) “b.” That’s the kind of graffiti that’s cool!

    Very nice collection, John — I’ve seen many cool and funny billboards (just got a group in an email yesterday), but these were all new to me.

    Thanks for the laughs! (I am quickly becoming addicted to your blog.)

    • jd says

      April 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm

      I thought the inverted pentagram inside the logo was an especially nice touch.

  74. Philip says

    September 13, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    The starbucks one is photoshopped, if you look closely you can still see part of the “B”.

  75. Johny says

    September 13, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Amazing billboards, i’ll forward you the ones i got!

  76. Brandon says

    September 13, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Nice finds John,

    I’ll have to show these to my wife, she’s in advertising http://www.jhpadv.com is their addy

  77. Garion says

    September 13, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Some funny and clever billboards, though some need to employ some decent advertising firms as some look like they were made by the Apprentice contestants.

  78. Derek Wong says

    September 13, 2007 at 11:33 am

    I laughed at the Minnesota/Wisconsin billboard. I also enjoyed the billboards that utilized environment features (all of the ones that were different than the “normal” billboard). Thanks for rounding that up! It’s nice to see that advertising isn’t always so stale.

  79. Abderisak says

    September 13, 2007 at 11:19 am

    Excellent examples of guerrilla marketing, one of my favorite “marketing schools of thought”. They are not that innovative here in Europe though, at least not in Sweden.

  80. Urbanist says

    September 13, 2007 at 2:55 am

    Great set John. I wonder how they arrange with cities or land owners to do one like that one in the grass, or the knife in the lights! let me know if you want this set promoted elsewhere ;) … also (disclosure! Self promotion!) check out these: http://weburbanist.com/2007/06/06/15-coolest-craziest-and-most-innovative-guerilla-marketing-campaigns/

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