I scoured the Internet tubes for an entire day just to assemble this collection of fantastic billboards. They are from all over the place, and it wasn’t until after I assembled them that I realized I didn’t keep track of where most originated (if anyone knew in the first place). So sorry about that.
Anyway, for Thursday the 13th here is a crop of 13 freshly prepared humorous, cool and witty billboards. (Hmmm… Humorous. Cool. Witty. Remind you of anyone?) So, enjoy the fruits of my cheap Greek-American labor. Oh, and Warning: This article is Not kid safe!
Damn this was an expensive billboard. But I guess it’s worth it if people stop to pose for photos by it.

Ouch. This billboard comes with biting satire at no extra charge.

I don’t know if this is real, but it is hilarious!

Would you like a side of irony with that order?

I don’t want to be the guy that had to install this billboard.

Strippers vs. Church – Photo by ktbugs23

Paul Stamatiou caught this defaced Starbucks billboard. (Paul, you weren’t documenting your own handiwork were you? :-))

I didn’t know that sex precluded one from becoming an engineer. But that explains a lot…

Well, they aren’t pulling any punches with this one are they?

I’ve got to say, this is a completely lame billboard to start with.

Pure Genius.

Must have been the same ad team as the knives above. Simply genius.

Notice, this ad is for the Special Forces. Do you see where the brochures are located?

Edit 9/13: Here are a couple more sent over by Johny…










The one about the shrinking closet space is real. It was in Manhattan along the Henry Hudson Parkway.
Добрый день!
John,
Awesome stuff as always! I love the razor billboard. If it is real, I wonder who is responsible for keeping the grass mowed for the effect? Even the ones that might be photoshopped are great marketing ideas. They might not be politically correct, but they are effective. I also like the engineering one. What better way to say, “practice safe sex”? I was going to be an astronaut, but I never saw that sign. I feel left out :)
Brian
While such reprehensible professionals as matadors and mercenaries tend to be “exciting,” telling someone you’re an engineer is a very efficient way of removing “temptation” from your night.
I don’t know where I went wrong. I don’t twitter, and I didn’t mean to make my email public. wtf?