The World’s Hottest Divorce Lawyer – Bar None!

by John P.

Corri Fetman in a Life is Short, Get a Divorce T-ShirtOk, divorce sucks. And I don’t recommend it to anyone! But if you are going to get a divorce you might want to consider Playmate Corri Fetman. The hottest attorney on the planet. Not only did she pose for Playboy magazine, but she now has a regular column writing for them called The Lawyer of Love.

Life’s Short.  Get a Divorce. BillboardIn other news, Corri has been making headlines for the racy billboards she’s plastering all over Chicago in her new, Life’s short. Get a divorce. campaign. It features two hot bodied models – one of which is actually Corri!

Life’s Short Get a Divorce


Here is a video interview on Chicago’s Fox News affiliate. The guy interviewing her is way too happy…


{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 adam January 20, 2008 at 5:01 am

Hey John,

Ver interesting i must say, american marketing campaigns never seem to stop surprising me. I guess no law firm would “risk” their image in such a way in poland. (deriving from the fact that divorce rate is not that high in poland, yet).

cheers

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2 RHB January 20, 2008 at 7:04 am

you say hot… I say Mooo
never was into large mamaries, just goes to show how law school standards have been further usurped by gonzo marketing.

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3 Rhoody January 20, 2008 at 11:59 am

as I never was (and hopefully never will be) married I can’t use her service anyway, actually I like advertisments with humor… not sure if it effects me a lot that I change my mind to but another chocolate just because it is funny, but you never know…

Rhoody

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4 Saim Baig January 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Now i understand whats the reason behind the high divorce average in U.S.With lawyers who are posing for playboy you don’t need a wife.Hahahah
Just kidding.I don’t recommend divorce to anyone.This lady has done all this to catch the attention.

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5 Derek Wong January 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm

I always thought these things were pretty much just gimmicky ploys to get business. But I guess since it’s working, she must be happy with the results. I’ve never been a fan of them, though.

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6 TheDane January 21, 2008 at 10:07 pm

I figure the only way to avoid divorce is by not getting married, so that is basically how I am going about the whole thing. But it must pay well to be a divorce lawyer – so maybe that woudl be a good career choice in my next life.

This life I have dedicated to be a bum, I tried beach bum for a year, but that was too hard :)

Kim:)

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7 TheDane January 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm

You are right… I would much prefer “Life is too short, Don’t get Married”

Kim:)

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8 Mistergin January 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm

http://nomarriage.com/

It’s a hilarious (while sexist) site that shows some downsides for guys on the marriage side of things.

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9 Brandon January 25, 2008 at 1:35 pm

she seems nervous on this show..lol

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10 Arvin Kardon May 29, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Good attention-grabbing ads, but who would trust this bimbo with their divorce?

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11 Barry April 12, 2010 at 5:46 am

YUK!

Check her grill! It looks as though she is partially paralyzed in the face (seriously). And her voice! What a timbre…YUK! And lastly, those “breasts” are DISGUSTING; not sexy AT ALL. No shape (just two large lumps), no form…

I GUARANTEE that there are hotter lawyers out there. Shit, I’ve met a couple…TONS of young, FINE, and FIT lawyers out there.

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