Posted on Feb 17, 2008 - 1:33am by John P. in Videos
There seems to be some rumors going around about Chuck Norris and what he is, and isn’t capable of. These rumors seem to be perpetuated partially due to the fight scene I previously shared in which Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris’ Ass.
However, I assure you that was merely acting, and in order to clear this matter up I wanted to pass along the following list of facts:
Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, but Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity … Twice.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris just want to be a live hero, a real hero for children, not like superman, spiderman or other fiction hero..
but it make him silly…
I think this is not a good idea..
hmmm, I remember some weeks ago I was visiting some friends in Angeles City. We watched some movies in the evening, (high rated “intellectual ???) ..hmmm
I guess “Missing in Action” would have been better.
There seems to be some rumors going around about Chuck Norris and what he is, and isn’t capable of. These rumors seem to be perpetuated partially due to the fight scene I previously shared in which Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris’ Ass. 
How do guys like Chuck and The Hoff attain such a ledgendary status? It’s almost like a cult following!
“Children go to bed in Superman pyjamas, but Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pyjamas” - classic !
I like the Boogeyman one! Too funny!!
Chuck Norris just want to be a live hero, a real hero for children, not like superman, spiderman or other fiction hero..
but it make him silly…
I think this is not a good idea..
Chuck Norris backs underdog political candidates, but we won’t hold that against him. He is god to many.
I was going to point this out too
His old stuff was so bad it’s classic. It’s a shame our children won’t have to grow up with terrible movie effects pre-CG.
haha,, chuck norris is quit the vial name lately
He must be around 108 years old by now, I do remember enjoying his movies as a kid
I am tempted to download a few, but I know I will be disappointed - even if it is the great Chuck Norris
Kim
hmmm, I remember some weeks ago I was visiting some friends in Angeles City. We watched some movies in the evening, (high rated “intellectual ???) ..hmmm
I guess “Missing in Action” would have been better.
Kim, better download some of those, hehe
Rhoody
Chuck Norris speaks braille, do people feel the words coming?
Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris
hellen kellers favorite color is chuck norris