Ok. I swear you guys all must think I’m a drug addict or something because first I wrote an article about How Cocaine is Made, then How Crack is Made, and now How to Grow Your Own Marijuana… but I swear I’ve never taken an illegal drug in my life!
In fact, unlike all of our politicians who just claim they “never inhaled”, I honestly have never even seen an actual marijuana cigarette. But perhaps therein lies the curiosity. After watching these videos you’ll know exactly how people grow this stuff, so whenever you hear about a drug bust on the news it’ll no longer be mysterious.
How to Grow Marijuana at Home
This first video (4 parts totaling 30 minutes) is narrated by a guy with a cool British accent, and these guys clearly have a healthy budget because it’s definitely a professional looking setup. The bad news is that you’ve got to wait through 1 minute of intro crap at the beginning of the first video. You can just pause the video and let it buffer, then skip 1 minute into it to start watching.
What I think is funny is that at the beginning they talk about “growing for home consumption”, but it seems to me to be a huge amount of work for just one person to sit around smoking at home.
THC Seeds – How To Grow Marijuana
Holy crap, here is a whole different series, and the narrators clearly are consumers of their own product, if you know what I mean… just remember “Fresh air is your friend!”
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…but I swear I’ve never taken an illegal drug in my life!….
hehe John, so why you call it life at all ???
sorry joking. I was witnessing when police-officers in Thailand burned down a whole field… they couldn’t walk and talk after that anymore but were very happy…
cheers
Rhoody
The UK authorities, in their wisdom, down rated the drug to Class C and don’t now usually prosecute for usage (but will for supply). With the rise in stronger derivatives, they are now realising they made a mistake, lots more mental illness.
And yeah, all our British accents are cool :)
Hey John,
For those of us that have never messed with the stuff, who’d have known it was such a tedious process. I always figured it was easy to grow and you could just break off a branch and smoke it whenever you wanted. Thanks for the education.
BTW, when you coming on a bike ride with Bruce and I? It’s a blast and a great way to unwind. I have a bike you can use since you gave yours to your brother. We could strap a laptop to it if you really want us to.
Ron
It’s always interesting to see what you post John :)
There is no reason why a blogger such as yourself needs to actively do ANYTHING you post. I’ve seen some crazy posts on blogs. This is nothing.
Go to gotjane.blogspot.com for a really good detailed way to grow your weed, any and every question will be answered
Amazing tutorial. I guess I’m gonna start working on that! but the only question is: Where? :P
enjoyed your How To collection. it’s interesting that you note when we hear of a grow-op bust on the news that we know exactly what they’re talking about. is this keeping the police honest? generally most indoor marijuana grow-ops are safe.
Dude, Ur right brits are hard-core, and most of them are very suave
haha I’d like to see the tie of mental illness to the tie of the degrading marijuana to a class C drug. (comment posted.)
people are so misinformed.
thanks for educating us on the “dark side.”
FYI – the chemical makeup of the combusted marijuana is actually known to fight types of cancer and increase brain activity in younger children. (I don’t recommend getting your kids high, that’s probably still illegal in most spots.)
Hi, taking drugs is not good for any human. request to stop this addiction.