Look, any time you’ve got a character in an advertisement named T-Bone it’s an indicator of things to come. But after the first 7 minutes of brutally bad acting and terrible story line the good news is that you are treated to a horrible rap song about Windows 386!
Seriously. If you can sit through this entire 12 minute promotional video without your head exploding I’ll be very impressed. It’s just sooo bad. I only finished it myself as an experiment to make sure I wouldn’t kill any of you by actually exposing you to this crap.
Here is the description from whoever posted this video:
Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.
By the way, someone please tell me what exactly she is doing with the guy who came to “help” her at the 9:00 mark.
PS – Did anyone else notice that the receptionist’s accent changed from crazy southern belle to nasaly Manhattan in about 3 seconds flat?