This brilliant clip is from Johnny Dangerously starring Michael Keaton. Johnny shows his brother a film on testicle safety designed to scare him away from dropping out of law school so he can marry his girlfriend just so he can have sex with her.
This is one of those movies that was highly underrated and from which you get a whole slew of classic quotes!
Danny Vermin: You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once… ONCE!
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!
Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.
D.A. Burr: Don’t worry. It’ll still be here when you get back!
Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I’m gonna take your dwork. I’m gonna nail it to the wall. I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I’m gonna cut off your arms. I’m gonna shove ’em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Jocko Dundee: Take it easy? I’m standing here with my dork in my hand!