The Porsche Panamera is So Ugly… Someone Should Be Fired!

porsche-panameraThis wretched hog of a vehicle looks like an AMC pacer had it’s way with a 911, and the god-forbidden spawn grew up into the Porsche Panamera. Seriously, I wouldn’t care if this thing had 1,000 horsepower, and hovered. I will ridicule anyone who buys it. Mercilessly.

Go ahead! Just take a look at what the geniuses over there have put out to compete with Mercedes, Jaguar, Maserati, Lexus and the like. I just watched this video, and nearly threw up. Way to go boys! It’s not bad enough that the aged 911 gets its ass handed to it by a Nissan, now you’re going to make fools of yourselves in the family sedan market. Brilliant.

Comments

  1. fas says:

    LOL John, you don’t like the Panamera but still its going to sell like hot hot cakes. Reason being its a Porsche. However you need to checkout more pictures of the car to judge how it looks. http://www.motorbeam.com/cars/super-cars/porsche-panamera/porsche-panamera-picture-gallery/

    Anyways me thinks that the best 4 door would be the Aston Martin Rapide.

    • long duk duong says:

      If you have to convince anyone in this manner by linking alternate picture…. I’m dude – It’s ugly.

  2. Terehoff says:

    Cool Car! John, thanks for sharing!

  3. FrankenPC says:

    It’s not bad enough that the aged 911 gets its ass handed to it by a Nissan

    Damn straight. I’m leasing an Infiniti G37S and it’s a screaming demon. Awesome car.

  4. You’re right John…ugliest car ever :) And expensive! Very expensive… The crisis make them go crazy. I hope Ferrari will never do something like this…

  5. spiderpig2007 says:

    U. G. L. Y. porsche got no alibi!

    in other news – BMW is making an ‘M’ version of the X5?? is there maybe a toxic spill in the german water supply??

  6. Ash says:

    what’s ugly about it? i saw them saying it was ugly on top gear, but i mean, i don’t see why it’s ugly, looks fine to me

  7. Al3x says:

    Hmm.. i can’t say it is ugly. I saw one on my street and i think it looks great

  8. Driver says:

    Why would you buy this when you could buy an Aston Martin Rapide?

  9. Jesus what an ugly AMC piece of crap.
    I checked out one, then checked out the Boxter and 911. Decided on a Maserati.

    Just think about this: No hot chic would ever take her picture with that ugly beast. Its looks like a transformer that turns into a BATHTUB! and I thought the Pontiac Aztec was ugly, at least its cheap!

  10. long duk duong says:

    History of fumble repeats itself….

    First there was the 914. Now this!

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