Mozart’s Final Resting Place

by John P.

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Mozart’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.”

He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.”

So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…”

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Mozart decomposing.


{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Andrew Croft July 18, 2009 at 7:52 am

Really funny, I will be telling that at work on monday

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2 fas July 18, 2009 at 8:42 am

ROTFLMAO, that was funny :)

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3 Lisa Marie Mary July 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm

Corny – and I love it!! Heeheee! My kids will roll their eyes at me, I’m sure – but, I will still enjoy telling it to them! LOL!

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4 Jac3q July 19, 2009 at 5:10 am

Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaah! I never saw that punchline coming. Definitely worth sending on to some friends!

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5 brad July 20, 2009 at 9:04 am

it was funny but I really dont like when disrespect someone like mosart that is one of the best musician that the world could have

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6 Soyclalay August 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm

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7 صور بنات September 4, 2009 at 10:51 am

Very Funny thank you for the joke, it took my attention because i am a musician too, and i don’t know whether or not someone will still here my works if i die
many thanks
صور بنات

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