How to Open a Banana Like a Monkey

by John P.

How to Open a BananaWhoever said that humans are more evolved than our hairy little cousins in the monkey kingdom is probably the same idiot who taught you how to open a banana… WRONG!

I don’t know about you, but for at least 3 decades I’ve been opening bananas like a, well… cro-magnon. When I should have been opening it like a primate! Here, just watch the video and you’ll see.


{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Zig Baird July 20, 2009 at 9:43 pm

I feel so…un-evolved!

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2 fas July 21, 2009 at 7:51 am

LOL, I have stopped eating bananas, but if I was a monkey I would have opened way better than that.

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3 brad July 21, 2009 at 9:15 am

well to tell you the true guys I’ve never seen that way to open bananas, beleive me as soon I arraive to my home I will open one of then with this new style and if I like it that will be my new way to open bananas…

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4 CreaseMonkey July 21, 2009 at 10:22 am

My daughter showed me that last week but explained that it was the way Starbucks trained her. I evaluated it and opted to stick with the classic banana opening technology. The chimp way could lead to living in cages and flinging dung.

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5 Lisa Marie Mary July 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Yeah, but, that way leaves that icky brown piece on it – blech! My sister-in-law showed the kids and I a cool way a few years ago, and I do that every time and it works so much easier. I used to get a butter knife out and ‘start’ the split like he did with his teeth and the whole thing was just this big ordeal. But “Suzy’s way” has made my banana-eatin’ life much easier!! Guess I’ll have to do a video about it, huh? ;) (If I could ever get my blankety-blank camera to stop eating batteries, that is!!

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6 Phi July 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I’ve always done that kind of naturally. Kind of messy to open from the stalk because it just pulls the whole peel down. When you have a soft banana it will squish it. Monkey see, monkey do! :)

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7 Kate July 27, 2009 at 9:44 am

Thanks for sharing this video, I’ve passed it along to several friends and they feel liberated!

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8 Nehh August 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Well I have seen this way of opening… but never gave it a try.. guess I’ll just stick to the normal way.

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9 Kate August 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Haha that’s cool! Also you can just sort try to “bend” the banana a little through the center, a small crack will form and you can open it from there :D

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10 Jimmy August 24, 2010 at 12:56 am

Have you ever heard of “banana breaking/snapping”? I like just breaking it in half, then eating it so. (with this you can share it too :P )

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