Spewer, the Game! Trust Me, You’re Gonna Love it!

by John P.

Spewer the GameWell, it’s been a while since I’ve posted a game, but this one was too good not to share!

Alright, alright… I know the description sounds terrible. But just look at that cute little blobby looking fellow! How could you not want to play this game? Tell you what, instead of thinking that you are playing with vomit, how about just thinking about it like it was jell-o?!? You are just kind of sucking the jell-o in and spitting it out. Pay no attention to the fact that you are using your “jello” as a propulsion system at times, or a swimming pool at others!

The Description

You’re born into this world a guinea pig before god. Unsure of his motives you progress through life solving his puzzles searching for meaning in the rudimentary problems of everyday life.

To make sense of life we must evolve past our previous forms, purge from our bodies the rules set in place by our previous selves in order to see the future with new eyes….

In other words Spewer is a game about puking.

More specifically…

Spewer is a puzzle platform that uses liquid physics though regurgitation as its core mechanic. Taking the role of a mysterious test subject, code named Spewer, you must vomit your way through over 60 levels of stomach turning puzzles, learning new abilities, changing forms and piecing together your purpose in life.

Controls

The following keys control Spewer:

  • A – Move left
  • W – Move up (swim)
  • D – Move right
  • S – Move down
  • Space – Eat
  • Mouse – Aim, and spew

To get started, just click on the “Continue” link beneath that ad that is playing once the game loads. Be patient if you are on a slow connection as it’s a 2.5MB game. Enjoy!



WARNING: Spewer is very physics heavy and may run slow at times on your computers. If the game is running slow simply pause the game (Esc or P) and set the detail to low and/or turn off the background rendering. If your playing on a low end PC please download the standalone version, there is a link to it on the title screen.


{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

1 ShaDow August 4, 2009 at 5:30 am

Cool game….But I`m not able to go across the Longjump level…

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2 Nehh August 4, 2009 at 8:22 am

That is a cute lilttle fellow! The game was slow on my computer too..and went for standalone version. Fun game.

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3 fas August 4, 2009 at 8:31 am

LOL, this game is sweet. Intially I had problems getting threw. But its quite cool.

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4 Lisa Marie Mary August 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Threw? What? Like ‘threw up’? Hahaha! I’m such a dork! ;)

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5 Lisa Marie Mary August 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Before I even try the thing, which I know will probably drive me CRAZY, as all the games you post besides my Beloved Bubbles, are way too hard! – I just have to say that it sounds hauntingly similar to a game my dad and I were hooked on for years! It was Chip’s Challenge – ever heard of it or played it?

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6 Aaron Hall August 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm

This game has that “old school” feel, probably because it’s more like the original Nintendo games. The spewing aspect is pretty creative; it creates a puzzle for the gamer to solve, similar to the old Lemmings game (but not as complex).

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7 Ted August 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm

OMG I can’t stop playing that. haha.

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8 MMA Shirts August 9, 2009 at 3:10 am

interesting game, i created a pony myself, that was fun! wow thats nice a am laying again and again. :)

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9 bingo October 7, 2009 at 8:05 am

This game is cool but i tried so hard to make that long jump and i cant!!!!!!!!!!! ahh!

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10 corey November 17, 2009 at 5:50 pm

This GAME ROCKS i already beat and the ending is awesome. turns out the little mad guy is trying to help someone by making spewer to go into them.

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11 mario oyunları November 22, 2009 at 7:13 am

I can’t stop playing that.

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12 Ryan June 22, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Hey spewer lol my freinds showed it to me and i was like wtff but then i played it and it was awesomeeeee!

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13 RyanisAWesome September 16, 2010 at 8:58 pm

This game is fun havent played in a while so a bit rusty

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14 Ryan and Ethan June 25, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Hey were from canada eh?

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15 FLIPPER October 20, 2010 at 11:35 pm

i love this game but i cant get past “a little push” level. :(

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