A 6 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are in their bedroom. The 6-year-old turns to his younger brother and says, “I think it’s time we start cussing. When we go downstairs I’ll say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’.”
“OK!” The younger brother enthusiastically agrees!
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast he replies, “Hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
Without a hesitation his mother smacks him so hard she knocks him down! He runs away crying with his mother in hot pursuit, spanking him all the while. She locks him in his room and shouts “You can stay there till I let you out!”
When she comes back downstairs, she looks at the 4 year-old and asks, “And what do YOU want for breakfast?”
“I don’t know”, he replies. “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”