A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”?
“That’s the talking clock!”, he replied.
“How does it work?”, asked the friend?
Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as he could. A voice then immediately rang out, “Knock it off! It’s three in the morning!!!”
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Prison Joke
A new convict arrives in prison, and he’s sitting in his cell with his new cell mate. Suddenly someone yells “243″ and the whole cellblock starts laughing. A little while later someone yells, “23″ and again everyone starts laughing. This happens every day between 2pm and 3pm.
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The word count for this post seems the right length for Tumblr. Ever consider it?
By the way, great joke! It made my morning. You the man.
Haha, Good one!
Oh boy…I hadn’t even realized anything about istokphoto until I started reading these posts.
I prefer my clock made of two posts.
Awesome. Somewhere there is a ceiling and ventriloquist variation probably gonna happen.