Specialization is for Insects.
A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”?
“That’s the talking clock!”, he replied.
“How does it work?”, asked the friend?
Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as he could. A voice then immediately rang out, “Knock it off! It’s three in the morning!!!”
Joke: The Shark Challenge
A millionaire decides to throw a huge party for his 50th birthday. During the party he grabs a microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. ‘I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man...
Prison Joke
A new convict arrives in prison, and he’s sitting in his cell with his new cell mate. Suddenly someone yells “243″ and the whole cellblock starts laughing. A little while later someone yells, “23″ and again everyone starts laughing. This happens every day between 2pm and 3pm.
The new guy has no idea...
The Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
Ok, we’re going to start a whole new category here on OMB. I haven’t added any categories in a long time, but I just realized that I’ve got no jokes on my blog! That is inconceivable! Anyway, here is the inaugural joke. Sent to me by my dad, and previously sent...
The word count for this post seems the right length for Tumblr. Ever consider it?
By the way, great joke! It made my morning. You the man.
Haha, Good one!
Oh boy…I hadn’t even realized anything about istokphoto until I started reading these posts.
I prefer my clock made of two posts.
Awesome. Somewhere there is a ceiling and ventriloquist variation probably gonna happen.