Douche with Lysol Brand Disinfectant – and Keep Your Husband Happy!

Ever wondered why your husband now avoids your embrace? Obviously its because you don’t have “proper feminine hygiene”. Clearly you need to be douching regularly with Lysol brand disinfectant!

Don’t take chances with married happiness… safeguard your complete daintiness… use only “Lysol” in the douche… it is not only effective, but kind to delicate tissues.


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John P.

John P. is CEO of Livid Lobster and co-host of Geek Beat TV. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook and Google+.

Comments

  1. Brian Friel says:

    I have to say I chuckled a little when I got the e-mail that showed this new post. I guess Lysol really is an all purpose cleaner :). They have come a long way over the past 50 years or so.

    Brian

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