So we got this piece of mail sent to our house from some guy in Michigan named Bob Bohr. My guess is that he has been trying to hunt down the person it was addressed to, and for some reason got our address. BIG MISTAKE BOB!
We opened this puzzling letter only to find Bob is apparently trying to hunt down a woman who he’s basically been stalking.
“I’ve sent you about twenty or more e-mails now and have not gotten one response.”
Gee, really Bob? Maybe that should tell you something? Leave the poor woman alone, dammit!
Apparently Bob lives at:
1377 Bent Tree Drive
Hudsonville, Michigan 49426
I especially love the part where he says:
One is a hypocrite if he or she claims to be Catholic but continues to treat others poorly.”
Especially because it’s followed almost immediately by:
I told you before that I am going to continue to pester you until I get some response. If I hear nothing from you this time I will start calling you by phone.
The end is so sweet, and very Catholic of him don’t you think:
Do the right and courteous thing and I will leave you alone forever if that is what you want.
No shit that’s what she wants Bob! If she lives in another freaking state, and she’s not responded to 20 emails already you think that sending a threatening letter in the mail is going to get you a response?
This guy is a Grade A Douchebag. Maybe someone nearby should alert the local police and tell him that one of their citizens is harassing people. Or something like that… By the way, he made some comment about the MHFM blocking his emails too? Do you think he means the Most Holy Family Monastery? Perhaps someone over there knows who this stalker is? Or perhaps they’re all a bunch of nutbags too…
What should be done about a letter like this? I certainly have no idea who the lady it was addressed to was. I just know she doesn’t live here!