I love Amazon. And I give Amazon a LOT, LOT, LOT of money! In fact, in 2014 I personally ordered $36,119.70 in the form of 257 orders, and we referred over $300,000 worth of sales tracked from product recommendations or sharing what I bought, etc.
But those numbers PALE in comparison to some of the most expensive products available on Amazon! Some of them may be worth it, but some are just crazy! A $26,000 motorcycle helmet?!? REALLY? Anyway, here they are!
1792 Pattern Coinage Pattern J-1 Dollar – $2,548,000
This item just goes to prove that you really only need to save $1 in order to have your great, great, great, great, great, great, grandchildren get rich! Just bury that thing somewhere for a few hundred years and make sure its in perfect condition! They claim this is the second best specimen of this rare coin – so just imagine what the FIRST best would cost!
Why would you mess around with a wimpy 80″ or 90″ curved TV, when you could have a 105″ 4K 3D TV for a cool $120 Grand? This bad boy will look fantastic on your living room wall. Of course, I put one in my bathroom…
18k White Gold Necklace with 23.30ctw Oval and Pear Shaped Sapphires and 23.10ctw Diamonds – $114,350.00
If you happen to be an NFL football player, a rock star, or Tiger Woods trying to apologize to your wife for like 28 affairs, you might want to pick up this $115k necklace with 23 carats of both sapphires and diamonds!
That oughta do the trick!
Deadstorm Pirates 2-Player Closed Booth Gun Game – $20,349.99
If you’re shopping on this list, you probably have like a 10,000 square foot home, and you’re going to need some full sized arcade style video game machines to put in there! So start the collection with the Deadstorm Pirate 2 player enclosed booth game!
5.10 ct. Natural Untreated Ruby – $123,420.00
In fact, pick up about 500 of these and have them woven into a full length dress to take your special little lady out to TGIFriday’s for lunch. That should be situationally appropriate, right?
Laser Atlanta Speed Monitor Full Matrix Trailer – $21,779.00 + $199.35 shipping
If you happen to have an unlimited expense account from a local municipality, why not pick up a few a few radar trailers to scatter around and hand out tickets. At $22k a pop these baby’s will pay for themselves in no time with all the tickets you’ll rack up.
737 Engine High-Top Table – $9,500.00 + $1,480.70 shipping
I have three words for you – 737 Engine Table.
Yep, its a real Boeing 737 engine table. Though its no longer “guaranteed to be flight ready”. I ordered a couple as end tables for the sides of my sofa.
Leda and the Swan, 1895 by Jean-Leon Gerome – $985,000.00
I don’t know about you, but $985,000 sounds a little steep for bad porn. You could surf the internet and get it for free all day long. Or you could hand over about a Million bucks for a dead French dude’s painting.
Baileigh R-CNC150 CNC Roll Bender, 3-Phase 220V – $160,712.95
Lets say you have a really big, straight pole (not a dirty joke), and you want that pole bent. Big time. That’s where the $160k Baileigh bender comes into play! Pick one of these bad boys up and you can do a LOT of damage to pretty much anything you have laying around the house. Or the junkyard.
Shark Raw Blank White Full Face Helmet – $25,999.00
Um. Why is this motorcycle helmet $26,000? That is all.
Dinah Shore’s Original 1958-59 Emmy Award – $14,995.00 + $13.45 shipping
Can someone please explain to me why Dinah Shore’s Emmy award is up for sale on Amazon?
LarsonElectronics Solar Powered Generator – 18 Kilowatt Max Output – 120/240VAC 3 Phase – 19′ Trailer – $149,450.00
If you happen to be looking for a portable 18Kw solar power generator for when the Zombie apocalypse comes around, luckily for you Amazon has one available for under $150k!
Rexcan CS+ 2.0 MP 400mm FOV Blue LED Structured Light 3D Scanner – $49,900.00 + $2,504.49 shipping
And I quote, “…the Rexcan CS+ line is available at half the price of other structured-light 3D scanning solutions.” Wow, that’s a good thing, considering this bad boy costs $50k! And that doesn’t even include the $2,500 shipping cost! What are they going to do, hop on a plane and deliver it in person?
Ok, that’s it for now! if you come across any other uber expensive stuff on Amazon do me a favor and drop a link in the comments below! I’m fascinated by the high dollar value of some of the stuff you can find on Amazon! :-)