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New Meme in 2012. Sh*t People Say (VIDEO)

by Michael Wade Moss

2012 has started off with several new memes. One that is to making the most traction, particularly on Youtube, is a video series that starts with Sh*t_______ People Say. The _____ is filled with some type of or a certain group of people. Listed below are a few of the ones that I have found:
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Joke: The Shark Challenge

September 27, 2010
Shark in a Pool

A millionaire decides to throw a huge party for his 50th birthday. During the party he grabs a microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. ‘I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man [...]

Joke: The Talking Clock

September 26, 2010
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A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”? “That’s the talking clock!”, he replied. “How does it work?”, asked the friend? Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as [...]

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

July 9, 2010

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. [...]

Joke: Kids Say the Darndest Things

June 29, 2010
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A 6 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are in their bedroom. The 6-year-old turns to his younger brother and says, “I think it’s time we start cussing. When we go downstairs I’ll say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’.” “OK!” The younger brother enthusiastically agrees! When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the [...]

Prison Joke

May 18, 2010

A new convict arrives in prison, and he’s sitting in his cell with his new cell mate. Suddenly someone yells “243″ and the whole cellblock starts laughing. A little while later someone yells, “23″ and again everyone starts laughing. This happens every day between 2pm and 3pm. The new guy has no idea what is [...]

The Story of Penis van Lesbian

December 14, 2009

A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said ‘I want to be a movie star.’ Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, ‘What’s your name?’ The guy said, ‘My name is Penis van Lesbian.’

Mozart’s Final Resting Place

July 18, 2009

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. When the magistrate arrived, he [...]

The Secret to a Long Life

June 11, 2009

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a [...]

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