Always Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones Before The Movie Starts

We have all seen them in a movie theater at one time or another before watching our Feature Presentation. You’ve probably seen one like this playing at the end of the previews if you have been in a AMC Theater:

But check out this one that was shown at a local Columbus Cowtown Film Festival. This one was made by Beetoons On Youtube for that film festival:

Now imagine though this clip below of a pastor losing his temper in church when one of the attendees cell phone goes off during the worship service and she takes the call! This would work very well for a movie theater preroll as well lol:

Terminator + Back to the Future = Awesome!

Doc Brown About to get Terminated

Doc Brown is about to meet SkyNet's finest.

The Internet is the place to go for ridiculous videos and fan-fiction, so why not take both and put them into a single awesome trailer? The website How It Should End does just that. They take your favorite movies and change the lame sissy Hollywood endings for something… shall we say more interesting (sometimes).

There may be nothing better than to see the over-milked world of Marty McFly and Doc Brown crossover into the over-milked world of the Terminator franchise. I know what you’re thinking, do we really need another bastardization of Robert Zemeckis’ classic Back to the Future? Or perhaps you’re thinking, I can’t believe people still identify with Aaaahnold even though the orignal Terminator came out before most of the kids today were even born. Regardless, I say remake all the 80s and 90s franchises you want, but only if you add ass kickin’.

When the terrible Aaaahnold impersonator says Biff’s line at the end, it seems like my past was altered into a new timeline where that was reality; the Terminator had always spoken that line… even though he sounds stupid when he says it wrong. But then again that can’t be his fault, he’s just a machine.

What’s next? The Matrix meets Big Trouble in Little China? Try and wrap your head around that superb piece of flash-cinema glory.

Movie Trailer: The Hobbit

For anyone who is a fan of The Lord of the Rings series, this is going to be big. Warner Brothers has released the trailer for the new Hobbit.

The Hobbit is, of course, the book that started it all. And it’s nice to see Gandalf the Grey leading the cast for what is sure to be a blockbuster release. I for one will definitely go to the theatre to see this movie. How about you?
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CES 2011 Highlights: Casio, Star Wars, Sony, Panasonic, Oh My!

Las Vegas, Baby!

John is out in Las Vegas at CES with the rest of the Livid Lobster team, helping me shoot a TON of stuff for GeekBeat.TV. He hasn’t had a chance to blog all week, but wanted you guys to see what we’re seeing at CES, so here are some CES highlights from today:

CES 2011 Highlights

Casio TRYX

Casio came out with a very different looking camera, called the TRYX.

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How it SHOULD Have Ended – Star Trek, the Movie

Yeah, I’m a big fan of the new Star Trek movie, but thanks to How It Should Have Ended I now see the folly of my ways in thinking it was well done. This alternate ending is certainly better… probably because its unpredictable!

Come and get it you Klingons!
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How it SHOULD Have Ended – Iron Man

I’m a big fan of Iron Man, and it’s one of those movies where the sequel was actually as good as the original! Having said that, you know it wasn’t really very realistic now, was it?

Luckily for us, someone has corrected that issue and now we have an alternate ending. So, here’s how Iron Man SHOULD have ended!
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How it Should Have Ended – Spider Man 3

Please tell me that you’ve seen the Spider Man movies? I mean, they only generated about a quadrillion dollars! So I assume everyone has seen them!

Anyway, here’s an awesome little take on how Spiderman 3 should have ended!
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The New Robin Hood Movie (2010) Trailer and Photos

Robin Hood
The new Robin Hood movie is due out on May 14, 2010, and I can’t wait to see it! Looks like it’s going to be full of lots of action, death and fire – so it’s going to be my kind of movie! Here is the short description of the movie in case you’ve been living under a rock for like the last 50 years:

Robin Hood chronicles the life of an expert archer, previously interested only in self-preservation, from his service in King Richards army against the French. Upon Richards death, Robin travels to Nottingham, a town suffering from the corruption of a despotic sheriff and crippling taxation, where he falls for the spirited widow Lady Marion, a woman skeptical of the identity and motivations of this crusader from the forest.

Hoping to earn the hand of Maid Marion and salvage the village, Robin assembles a gang whose lethal mercenary skills are matched only by its appetite for life. Together, they begin preying on the indulgent upper class to correct injustices under the sheriff.

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He’s One Bad Mutha… Shut Yo Mouth! What? I’m Talkin Bout Shaft!

ShaftThis is the intro to the original 1971 version of the movie Shaft. I needed to post this because I’m always quoting the famous line from the song, “He’s One Bad Mutha… Shut yo Mouth! What? I’m Talkin’ bout Shaft!” but a bunch of people have no idea what I’m talkin bout Willis!

So here you go. I’m talking bout Shaft! You’ll here the line at the 3:48 mark in this video.
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