But that’s not all. Thanks to the Copyblogger team for starting up their new Synthesis Web hosting division! Their service is engineered for speed, reliability, and most importantly can easily handle high traffic sites like OneMansBlog.com. I’m sure you’ve noticed the massive speed improvement on the site in the last couple of days, and that’s due 100% to the Synthesis team.

But wait! There’s more! When Scott and the Synthesis boys were trying to get everything fixed and moved, they encountered some hidden malware in the OMB theme files on the old server. That is enough to freak anyone out; but in this case the boys over at Securi went in and completely cleaned everything up!

Wow! What fantastic service! And if you ever get any sort of WordPress virus, infection, etc. you need to turn to the experts to get it taken care of. Better yet, sign up for ongoing protection and sleep well at night.

Anyway, that is the quick update. What does everyone think about the new design and the site performance?!? I’m loving it. Hope you do to…

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Anyway, I thought it would be fun and interesting to share some of the results of the profiles of readers here on the blog. A few statistics that I find particularly interesting are:

• 18% of OMB readers are still in School, but over 2/3rds have attended at least some college. 40% of you actually have degrees!
• More than half of you report that you are earning over $50,000 per year. Wow! That’s a wealthy bunch of readers!
• 50% of you guys are over 35 years old. Obviously, the other 50% is younger. ;-)
• About half of you are married, and 20% still live with your parents.
• 42% of you use the Internet at LEAST 24 hours per week! Wow, that’s like a part time to full time job!

Here are the raw charts and graphs. I’ve selected a few to showcase, but more are available in the thumbnails below. If you notice any other interesting stats from these graphs leave me a comment below. I’m fascinated by this information although I have absolutely no use for it at all! Have fun!

Education Levels

Income Levels

Age Distribution

Marital Status

Internet Usage Habits

And here are several other areas to explore…

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• Removed the MyBlogLog widget. Sorry, but I got sick of it slowing down the page loading time. Plus I just don’t use it any more, so it was time to go.
• Added new Facebook integration! Now you can log into OMB with your Facebook account! How cool is that? You can also have your comments appear on your Facebook wall and stuff like that.
• Removed the “Top Commenter” widget. Sorry for those of you who really liked that feature, but it was attracting so many spammers that I just didn’t want to deal with it any more.

Oh, I also added a Facebook Group for OMB, so please join it if you haven’t yet. It’s going to be a good place for us to all chat about stuff without having to do it in the comments here on the blog.

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1. I updated my “Related Posts” plugin to use Yet Another Related Posts Plugin. Though it was a more complex install than the old one, it does two things that I like better. First, it seems to be a little more accurate. Second, it shows a short preview of the related post by the link. I think this makes it easier to determine if that related post is actually interesting or not to the reader.
2. I installed a new caching / content distribution system from Steady Offload. This is NOT a free service, so if I want to keep it here I’ll have to pay for it. But the purpose is to make all of the images and pages in general load quicker on the blog. Personally, the site seems faster to me. But I’m waiting to hear from you guys. Do things seem faster? You should especially notice on posts with lots of images.

So, please let me know if things have improved for you, are the same, or worse. Cheers!

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So, I hit the 100,000 mark on May 7, the 175,000 mark on August 7, and the 200,000 mark on September 2. It looks like I’m averaging about 25,000 Spam comments per month, or over 800 spam comments per day!!! To put this in perspective, I currently have just over 9,000 legitimate, approved comments on the blog.

At the current rate we should wrap up 2008 with over 300,000 and then in 2009 we should see the 700,000 mark. Of course, I would assume that the numbers will increase, and if they do there could be well over 1,000,000 spam comments on this blog by the end of 2009.

I can’t wait until the first time some geeky Webmaster tracks down a spammer and murders him just for spamming. I will contribute to his defense fund. Furthermore, I’ll vote for any presidential candidate who promises to make Spamming a capital offense punishable by death (or at least time in a federal prison.).

Thanks to Automattic for Akismet, without which I would probably have quit blogging.

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76,000 spam comments in 90 days is just a little out of hand, don’t you think? So, this is why I heavily moderate comments and delete anything that looks spammy. You would have thought that maybe they would simply go elsewhere since it’s not getting through. But instead they just keep increasing.

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So, there is a site that wrote an article titled “The Best Places to Get Quality Backlinks” that lists sites for people to leave comments on for the sole purpose of increasing their Google PageRank since they get to leave a link back to their site.

Guess which site is at the top of the list? Yeah. This one.

So, when I get comments from people who come directly from that site I think of them as disingenuous and completely discount their validity. I mean, I spend time to write articles for those of you who really enjoy the same general stuff as me.

Now, if ANYONE leaves a comment – no matter how brilliant – which contains a spammy link, I delete it as fast as possible. So the question is why should I treat bullshit comments any differently? Shouldn’t I just can them as well?

PS – How do I know when they arrive? Woopra.

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Oh, this is such a huge blow to my ego. I’m just not sure I can keep going on. I’m no longer more important than John Dvorak, Sir Elton John, John Travolta, and the Johns Hopkins University. How do they justify this egregious act!

I’m telling you. Someone over at Google reads my blog and they are manually manipulating results to keep The Man down! Just like YouTube. Those people keep turning off the videos I link to within a day, even if they’ve been on YouTube for a year! And just because of a little copyright violation? Bah!

These big and powerful Internet companies need to stop messing with little old me.

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By the way, those blogs are probably better than mine. So you should read them too.

PS – Did you see that Another Man quit blogging? You guys better go and prod him…

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Yesterday when I was on Cali’s show I randomly mentioned that I wished I was like Matt Mullenweg because if you search for Matt he comes up as the first result in Google. The last time I checked “John P” I was like the 90th listing. However, someone watching the broadcast dropped me a note to let me know that I’m actually now the second listing!

It looks like the number one position is occupied by a gospel singer by the name of John P. Kee. So, if anyone out there wants to help me take over as the king of “John P”, just link to my blog using my name (“John P.”) specifically and it might even drive me to the pole position!

Either way though, number two isn’t bad out of 46,800,000 results! :-)

Oh, and incidentally, it looks like if you just search for “John” now, I’m about 12th from the top out of 141,000,000!

That is just crazy! It looks like I’m right after Senator John Edwards and singer John Mayer (whom I’m a big fan of), and before Senator John Kerry, popular columnist John Dvorak, and singer Sir Elton John. Amazingly I’m even ahead of John Travolta, and Johns Hopkins University (which won’t make my sister in law very happy).

Anyway, thanks to all of my loyal readers and the thousands of Web sites that have linked to me!

UPDATE: I’m now #1 for a search for John P.! Yeah! :-)

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Well, maybe not. I actually have no idea what we are going to discuss! But what I do know is, if you stop by http://www.ustream.tv/calilewis/ you’ll be able to watch live, and if you click “Go to Show Details and chat”, you can choose a username (no password necessary) and join in the conversation.

I’ll be taking questions from anyone and everyone on religion, politics, abortion, war, famine, disease, and Michael Jackson. I might not answer any of those questions… but I’ll certainly take them! Otherwise, I imagine we’ll probably talk a little about Woopra, Layered Tech, OMB and other geeky stuff. So mark your calendar and come on by!

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You know, I think of myself as a pretty prolific blogger. With over 1,100 posts in under two years, it’s hard to find others who can match my output. So would it surprise you to learn that even with multiple anti-spam measures in place, there are 100 Spams posted to OMB for every post I write!

That’s right. Akismet alone has saved you guys from reading over 100,000 spam comments, so a big huge thanks goes out to Matt Mullenweg and the gang over at Automattic for offering this service.

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Yes, you already know that a few months ago I joined Layered Technologies as the Chief Marketing Officer… but I’ve got another on the side. And she’s called Woopra. I’ve been secretly working with Elie Khoury and Jad Younan on this project, and we just unveiled it yesterday at WordCamp, making Beta accounts available for the first time for all participants.

What can I tell you about Woopra? She’s hot, smooth, smart, and sexy. But don’t take my word for it… Here is what Cali from GeekBrief had to say after just a few minutes with Woopra.

So… Do you want a taste of Woopra? It’s in VERY limited beta right now, but I will send invitations to track one Web site over to my regular readers… so if you want to give it a try, drop a comment below. You need to be a registered user on my blog, or an e-mail subscriber so that I can know that you’ve actually been a reader for a while in order to qualify. (Regular known commenters qualify too.)

If you haven’t been a long time reader, but you go ahead and subscribe via e-mail with a promise to stick around, I’ll consider handing out additional invites. :-) For anyone else, you can register on Woopra and add a Web site to track and we’ll get around to approving it as we have the capacity. (It takes a lot of infrastructure to support all this…)

Oh, and one other thing, you have to promise to do a writeup about Woopra and tell Elie, Jad and I what you think.

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The underlying technology behind the Gift page is an Amazon Shop. Any affiliate can set one up, and most people would usually do it to try to earn a little cash. Please remember, I donate ALL proceeds from OMB, so I didn’t set it up for that reason.

So, check out the new tab, and remember we’ve got it the next time you’re pressed to come up with a gift idea for that someone special.

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I would like to once again thank ALL of my loyal readers. I never would have guessed that I’d be getting 15-20,000 page views per day a year ago, or that I’d have thousands of regular readers, but I can tell you that I really appreciate the fact that you all keep coming back.

As I’ve stated before, I’ll continue to give all of my advertising revenues to charity, or return them to the reader community in the form of member contests.

After a year and a half, and 1,000 articles, there is just one favor I’d like to ask of you all. Nothing pleases me more than seeing the subscriber count grow, so if you could help me spread the word to just a couple of friends or co-workers by suggesting they subscribe, I sure would appreciate it. And if you have any suggestions for ways I could improve things around here please don’t be shy about dropping a comment to let me know.

Thanks again!

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You know, about two months ago when I got nominated very, very late in the game for the Blogger’s Choice awards you guys all came together with a bunch of votes in a period of only a few days. The problem was, the voting had been open for an entire year, but we were only in on it the last week of the year.

Well, I just found out that the 8th Annual Weblog Awards are accepting submissions up until Jan 11, so if any of you guys want to see One Man’s Blog in the running now would be the time to do some submitting. (Shameless plug duly noted.) After the 11th they are going to narrow down the submissions and pick just a few that will be open for voting for some period of time thereafter. It sure would be something if OMB somehow scored a major upset and made it onto the list!

Now I know that with 70 million + blogs out there we’ve got like a one in a million chance, but as Lloyd said in Dumb and Dumber…

“What you’re telling me is, we’ve got a chance!”

As far as I can tell, the categories most befitting this blog would be “Best American Weblog”, “Best-Kept Secret Weblog”, or the elusive “Weblog of the Year” – of which I’m certain we have no chance at winning. But heck, I guess this is really about mobilizing your reader base as much as actual blog quality, so in the end doesn’t that really mean this is a vote about YOU, my dear readers, and not me?

So, if you can spare like 3 minutes to throw a vote my way in return for the 950 posts I’ve put out in the last year and a half I would really appreciate the gesture!

If you don’t have time, it’s no big deal really! I just appreciate the fact that you guys keep reading and commenting on my crazy ramblings day after day. In the last year I’ve gone from around 100 to 1000 regular subscribers (as reported by Feedburner), and an average day around One Man’s Blog means at least 10,000 readers – so again… Thanks!!!

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Well, good news! I found a plugin called Full Text Feed and hopefully that is going to take care of the issue. So, please help me keep an eye on things as from now on those of you getting e-mail updates or subscribing via RSS should be able to read the whole thing.

By the way, I also found another plugin called Dual Feeds which might be more appropriate for some folks.

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Perhaps others will find these plugins of use as well, but more importantly I want to thank the hard work of all the developers that make OMB what it is.

To start out with, I use my own Rapid Access theme, which I built from the ground up to be fast, accessible, and skinnable. Feel free to grab it and to modify it.

Performance

• WP Super Cache – My main man Donncha massively improved WP Cache to increase performance by about 300%! No blog should be without this plugin, and if you’re using WP Cache you need to upgrade immediately!
• FeedBurner FeedSmith – redirects RSS feeds to FeedBurner to relieve burden from my server and provide for better tracking.

Revenue Generation

• No Adverts for Friends – Again Donncha changes the character of my site! This plugin allows my regular visitors to NOT see ads, while ensuring that transient visitors DO see them. My Ad revenues increased even though regular readers never see ads.
• MightySearch – Although WordPress has decent search functionality built in, if you switch to MightySearch and use your Google AdSense account you can earn a little cash from their embedded search.
• Donncha’s Competitive Ad Filter is also compulsory reading. My AdSense revenue doubled because of him, so you might wanna pay attention!

Spam Protection

• Bad Behavior – provides protection against automated script-bots.
• Akismet -checks all comments against a known spammer database. Catches 99% of em’ and also flags a few incorrectly which I have to manually release later.
• Secure and Accessible PHP Contact Form – after getting off to a bit of a rocky start, we got things sorted out and I’ve installed this plugin for spam free feedback and to demonstrate there are no hard feelings.

SEO and Navigation

• WP Admin Bar Reloaded – Adds a small admin bar to the top of every page. You’ll wonder how you ever lived without it!
• No WWW – Matt Mullenweg built this little gem to redirect all domain requests from http://www.yourdomain.com to http://yourdomain.com. This improves search results.
• Other Posts from Cat plugin for WordPress – Notice the related links below each of my posts? Well, this is the plugin that handles that.
• Google XML Sitemaps – creates a sitemap which helps search engines fully index all pages to ensure better search performance.
• StripTease – Strip “#more” fragments from “Read More” teaser links so the short article summaries on the home page link to the top of the individual page.

Commenting

• Comment Quicktags Reloaded – provides the handy little buttons for “Bold”, “Italics”, etc. at the top of each of the comment boxes.
• WP AJAX Edit Comments – allows you to edit your own comments for up to 15 minutes after you submit them. This lets you correct those horrible spelling mistakes you notice AFTER you post a comment.
• Comment Referrers – Again my boy Donncha comes through with a plugin that appends referrer info to comment e-mails.
• Paged Threaded Comments – one of the greatest plugins of all time, this functionality should be incorporated into the WordPress code! It threads the comments so people can respond to specific comments and keep related responses grouped together.
• Recent Comments Widget – A must have, this shows the most recent comments over in the sidebar – a very popular feature on the blog here.
• Subscribe To Comments – allows commenters to check a box to receive notification of follow ups.
• Show Top Commentators – creates a highly customizable list of top commenters on the blog. You’ll see it over in the sidebar as I use this in conjunction with the Executable PHP widget.

Site Functionality

• Executable PHP widget – Allows you to execute PHP commands from a plugin within the sidebar. I use this in conjunction with the Show Top Commentators plugin you see over on the right.
• PJW Mime Config – used to add new upload capabilities to the built in WordPress uploader. I use it to add unusual file types like the Google Earth KML or KMZ files on posts like this.
• runPHP – Allows you to put PHP code into a post and have it be executed.
• Wikipedia nofollow – Searches for links to Wikipedia.org, and adds a rel=”nofollow” tag if necessary. Why? Because they do it to you!
• WP-DBManager – Allows you to optimize database, repair database, backup database, restore database, delete backup database , drop/empty tables and run selected queries. Supports automatic scheduling.

Graphics and Multimedia

• Audio Player – converts all MP3 links to an embeddable player. Example: Get Your Virtual Haircut and Other Auditory Illusions
• URL Absolutifier – Fix URL in all links and images to be absolute instead of relative. This is necessary so images work in feeds if you use certain image uploader plugins.

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Anyhoo, now my previous rant seems a little silly. But I do wonder if someone saw it and corrected things (mostly) as a result? It’s impossible to know what to do to appease the Google Gods. I’ll just keep sending random offerings of frankincense and myrrh.

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Donncha has not only improved the existing ubiquitous WP-Cache system for users that are logged in (bug fixes, added plugin capabilities, etc), he’s literally invented a new methodology for static caching of documents for visitors which renders at least a 2-3X performance improvement over WP-Cache.

Some of you have noticed that I had a couple of service disruptions in the last few weeks, and this is because OMB was playing guinea pig to this new plugin during the development phase. Although the plugin has worked flawlessly, I had a couple of server configuration issues that have been challenging.

All of those issues have been worked through now, and I’m telling you, every WordPress blogger on the planet WILL BE using this plugin for a long time to come. It is truly revolutionary, so if you run a blog I strongly encourage you to install it.

Overview

Most WordPress users are familiar with the excellent WP-Cache 2 by Ricardo Galli Granada. It caches the pages of your WordPress blog and delivers them without accessing the database. Unfortunately it still means loading PHP to serve the cached files despite what the wordpress.org wp-cache page says.

WP Super Cache gets around that. When it is installed, html files are generated and they are served without ever invoking a single line of PHP. How fast can your site serve graphic files? That’s (almost) how fast it will be able to serve these cached files. If your site is struggling to cope with the daily number of visitors, or if your site appears on Digg.com, Slashdot or any other popular site then this plugin is for you. There are a few caveats however:

• If you’re logged in or have left a comment you’ll never see a super-cached page. You’ll see plain old regular WP-Cached pages instead. That’s not so bad since a huge majority of your visitors will never leave a comment.
• Mod Rewrite is used to serve the static HTML pages. As fancy permalinks is also a requirement it should already be installed.
• Some of the more dynamic aspects of your site’s template won’t refresh quite as quickly. For example, recent comment sidebar plugins.
• Some sites have problems serving compressed html files and need extra configuration.

How it works

A classic method of preparing an underpowered site for a Digg frontpage appearance or a Slashdotting has been to manually save copies of dynamically generated pages, and place them in directories that match the permalinks structure. This method of performance enhancement does help servers handle a higher load without crashing, but is only effective when an oncoming rush of traffic can be anticipated. WP-Cache alone, while helpful, is not adequate in many cases, so WP Super Cache was created to effectively mimic the manual page caching method, but to handle it in an automated fashion.

When a visitor who is not logged in, or who has not left a comment, visits they will be served a static HTML page out of the SuperCache subdirectory within the WordPress cache directory. If you navigate to that directory you can view an exact replica of your permalink structure as well as the HTML files within the directories. To determine if a page has been served out of the Super Cache, view the source and the last line on the page should read <!-- super cache -->.

If a visitor who is logged in or who has left a comment views a cached page, it will be served from the standard WP Cache function and the last line in the source code will read <!-- Cached page served by WP-Cache -->

WP Super Cache has also been tested under real world load conditions. The following articles appeared on the Digg front page without issue while running WP Super Cache:

• 25 Photographs Taken at the Exact Right Time – 6,000+ Diggs
• 13 Amazing Cirque du Soleil Performances – 624+ Diggs
• The 10 Craziest Competitive Sports (You Never Heard Of) – 520+ Diggs

So again, this plugin is not even optional! There is simply no reason NOT to run it, so go get it and follow the instructions in the Readme.txt file to install it. If you have questions, you can either ask them here, or over on Donncha’s blog and we’ll get you assistance in making sure it’s running right.

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