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Thoughts

Internet Access: A (Modern) Basic Human Right

July 30, 2011
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That title may be upsetting to some but it gets my basic point across. We live in a world, not just the “first world” where our lives and destinies rely on our ability to communicate with each other. If you distill this concept, it’s really always been that way. Our ability to directly communicate via [...]

Congratulations! You’re a Douchebag!

March 16, 2011
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You probably arrived at this page because someone wanted you to know: “You’re a Douchebag!” Chances are you: Were rude, mean or nasty to someone on Facebook or Twitter Left a scathing comment on someone’s blog post Generally acted in a socially unacceptable manner …for no good reason.

Leaking Naked Photos, Crotch Grabbing, and Other TSA Hobbies

January 18, 2011
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If you’re an experienced traveler, you may have noticed by now that the TSA has installed the full body scanners in basically every airport in the US. It was over three years ago when I reported that “The TSA is Going to Photograph You Naked!!!“, and the mandatory scanning has now gone into effect. “We [...]

Help Me Break the World ReTweet Record!

August 6, 2010

Is there a World Record for the number of times something has been ReTweeted? I have no idea. But you know what? There should be! Just a few minutes ago I put out a tweet in an attempt to set a new World ReTweet Record! Is this rediculous? Of course! And it isn’t even close [...]

Yes, I AM Interviewing Nina Hartley Tomorrow at SXSW

March 12, 2010

Ok a friend, who at this moment shall be nameless, but maybe not after I win this, bet me that if I were to open up a discussion on the blog here asking for questions for my interview tomorrow with Nina Hartley (yes, the legendary porn star) at South by Southwest that I would get [...]

“Repent Amarillo”, or These Christian Jihadists Will Probably Kill You!

March 8, 2010
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Ahhh, this is a strange story. It begins as the tale of a “church” in Amarillo that wants to get rid of a swingers club. But after peering a little deeper it seems evident to me that the religious group in this case is really just the thin disguise for a hate group led by [...]

Today We Lost Our Baby Lexi

March 3, 2010

There is nothing that can fill the hole in one’s heart that comes from the loss of a loved one. The pain is profound, and immeasurably deep. Sometimes the loved one is a human, and sometimes not. I can tell you from experience that the pain pays no mind to species. Today, for the second [...]

Comment Spammers Get Sneaky, But You Should Delete Them Ruthlessly!

February 27, 2010
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You guys have heard me drone on and on about my hatred of Spammers. I really mean it when I say I want to shoot them. Like with a real gun. In Texas. (Yee-haw) Anyway, some people seem to think that they are not spammers as long as they leave a nice sounding comment along [...]

Have You Ever AcciTweeted?

January 13, 2010
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AcciTweeting is what happens when you meant to send an SMS to someone, but instead you send a public Tweet. Like for example, I follow my wife @Hollypoz on Twitter. I also get SMS notifications when she tweets. Sometimes I want to send a quick SMS to her, but the last thing from her in [...]