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Isn’t it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bears breakfast your mate is standing there taking photos.

Thanks to my dad and his entire e-mail social network for passing this one along.

Hey, did you hear about the 5 year old kid who killed a 400 pound bear? Well, now you have… and oh yeah, he’s a descendant of Davy Crockett. Figures.

DEWITT, Ark. — A 5-year-old Arkansas County boy killed a black bear Sunday weighing more than 400 pounds.

Tre Merritt, a descendant of Davy Crockett, was hunting with his grandfather Mike Merritt when a black bear happened upon their stand.

“His 10th great-grandfather was Davy Crockett,” Mike Merritt said. “And Davy supposedly killed him a bear when he was three. And Tre is five and really killed a bear. I really doubt if Davy killed one when he was three.”

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Here are this week’s links… otherwise known as things that I would have blogged about, if I had time to do so…

• Beleaguered bear in bridge rescue (in Pictures)
• UK can now demand data decryption on penalty of jail time
• Burmese monks ‘to be sent away’
• 20 Most Amazing Coincidences
• 10 Reasons To Eat More Chocolate

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