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Prison Joke

by John P.

A new convict arrives in prison, and he’s sitting in his cell with his new cell mate. Suddenly someone yells “243″ and the whole cellblock starts laughing. A little while later someone yells, “23″ and again everyone starts laughing. This happens every day between 2pm and 3pm.

The new guy has no idea what is going on, so he asks his cell mate, “what’s so funny”? The cell mate goes on to explain, “There is only one book in the prison, and it’s a joke book. We’ve all read it so many times that we’ve memorized the jokes. So now, we only have to hear the numbers.”

So, the new guy goes to the library and studies the book. After a couple of weeks he’s ready… Two o’clock rolls around and someone yells, “119″. The whole cellblock erupts in laughter. The new guy yells “198″. There is dead silence.

He asks his cell mate what happened? The cell mate replies, “Some people can tell a joke, and some people can’t.”


New Yorkers Ignore Dying Man on Sidewalk for Over an Hour

April 25, 2010

What you are going to see here is seriously pathetic. It’s hard to watch this video and not be angry at basically everyone in New York. But keep in mind that people in just about every really large city are equally guilty of the same sort of apathy, so I hope this serves as a [...]

O.J. Goes to Jail for 9+ Years on Las Vegas Robbery Charges

December 5, 2008

So, the big news of the day – deserving or not – is that OJ is going to jail. No, not for the murder of Nicole and Ron 14 years ago, but this time for a robbery conviction in Las Vegas on last Friday. The LA Times reported: Reporting from Los Angeles and Las Vegas [...]

Frisco Police Officer Chases His Own Stolen Truck

October 29, 2008

I just got this press release e-mailed to me from the City of Frisco, TX (my home town). I have not edited a single word of the release, you’re seeing it as I got it. This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen a city put out. I love the commentary at the [...]

Lehman Execs Get $100 Million 3 Days Before Bankrupcy!

October 22, 2008

Ok. So, a good executive can be worth a lot of money to a company. I don’t have anything against a nice pay package, all things considered. But it is literally criminal for an Executive to receive a huge payout when they deliver negative results for a company. In my opinion, Exec pay should be [...]

FREE PORN!!! FREE PORN!!! FREE PORN!!!

October 17, 2008

Yeah. That’s how they get you, isn’t it? The spammers… they suck you in with these headlines like “Free Porn!”, “Free Viagra”, “Free Men’s Enhancements” and more. They litter our inboxes with this crap and put banner ads in places they don’t even belong. Well, I’m pleased to tell you that one of the biggest [...]

Singapore Considers Legalizing Human Organ Trading

September 7, 2008

Well, here’s something you don’t see every day… A sick but very wealthy man was caught lying about purchasing a kidney for a transplant, and then sentenced to one day in prison. Why the short sentence? Well, he wasn’t allowed to have the organ, and heck… he’s gonna die anyway! But this brings up a [...]

Enzyte King Gets 25 Years of HARD Labor

September 6, 2008

As a follow up to my previous post about Enzyte being fined $500 million… Smiling Bob isn’t so happy now that the CEO of the company that makes and sells Enzyte is going to the slammer for 25 years. Not only was Steve Warshak convicted of defrauding customers, his 75 year old mother (who has [...]

200,000 Spams and Counting…

September 2, 2008

Well, looks like it only took about 3.5 weeks to bump the number of Spam responses up over 200,000. So, I hit the 100,000 mark on May 7, the 175,000 mark on August 7, and the 200,000 mark on September 2. It looks like I’m averaging about 25,000 Spam comments per month, or over 800 [...]