As a follow up to my previous post about Enzyte being fined $500 million…

Smiling Bob isn’t so happy now that the CEO of the company that makes and sells Enzyte is going to the slammer for 25 years. Not only was Steve Warshak convicted of defrauding customers, his 75 year old mother (who has cancer) was convicted and sentenced to 2 years as well!

Now, the old hag will never do any time because she’ll kick the bucket before the appeals are up, but I just love her quote:

“I have grandchildren,” she said. “The time I have left, I’d like to spend with them. I don’t think it’s fair to take me away from them.”

Well guess what lady… the people who you and your offspring were defrauding think it is fair for you to be separated from those rug rats. In fact, it’s probably better for them that they don’t have exposure to “grandma”.
Read the rest of this entry »