Ok, we’re going to start a whole new category here on OMB. I haven’t added any categories in a long time, but I just realized that I’ve got no jokes on my blog! That is inconceivable! Anyway, here is the inaugural joke. Sent to me by my dad, and previously sent to him by a friend. Enjoy! And if you’ve got any good ones to share please send them to me and I’ll post the best!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.’

I sure wish Colby Jones would illustrate this one for us! It would be awesome!

Oh, and the Daily News in Australia has a great article with the Top 50 Dumb Blonde Celebrity Quotes. Priceless.

Here is the latest cartoon from Colby Jones. If only life were this convenient… Enjoy!

Ok, this one goes out to all the guys out there. Brothers, have you got a significant other? If so, by show of hands (or comments down below), how many of you can relate to the guy in this video?

I mean, is it just me, or even though this lady is a little out there… does this look at all familiar? (Doah! That’s gonna land me in the dog house!)
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I am a big fan of Batman. I’m also a big fan of Superman. Heck, I’m a big fan of super heros in general. But are you like me? Wondering exactly how batman actually qualifies as a “super” hero?

I mean, sure he’s a hero! And as a billionaire he certainly has the assets to own all the gatgets and bullet stopping kevlar and stuff. But Superman on the other hand could crush Batman with a single finger! And the boys over at College Humor have obviously taken notice of this fact.
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Here is a clip from the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson starring guest host Dom DeLuise. In this clip, Dom is going to demonstrate a trick involving eggs, water and a broom.

If you know who Dom DeLuise is, right about now you’re thinking something funny is going to happen. But it’s actually Johnny who steals the show here. Enjoy!
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Man, I love the guys over at CollegeHumor. Wait… I mean, I don’t love them in a gay sort of homosexual way. I love them in an admiring kind of “wish I were them” way. Awkward!

Luckily they’ve created a hip-hop tribute to life’s most uncomfortable moments, like this one, featuring Dan, Sam & Amir.
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Everyone loves a nicely trimmed lawn. Personally, I’m a fan of John Deere tractors. But it seems the ladies in this commercial prefer to use a Wilkinson razor? Wouldn’t that take a long time? I guess I just don’t get it…

Karen R. passed this little gem to me the other day, and she came into my office at work and was like… “you have to check out the extreme sheep herding!” I was like, “WTF?” But she was like, “just open the link I sent you.”

So, without having any idea of what the heck to expect, I blindly did as I was told, and was then rewarded for my faith with the following amazing video of… sheep herding. Enjoy!
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Much love to my boy Philly D for this little gem.

This is the best little cartoon I’ve seen about the new Obama administration yet. We’ve got all your favorite characters in here… Hillary, Holder, Biden, Emmanuel, Geitner – take your pick.

So, after you take a look at this, let me know if it restores your faith in government and Wall Street!
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Good Lord! I know that Josh would say that this video is unacceptable, but I laughed so hard it made me cry! I’m not kidding. It was one of those laughs that turns to tears, and then turns to a terrible cough. Now that is good stuff!

In this video, Josh agrees to partake in “The Cinnamon Challenge” while visiting his friend Bondsy on KISS 99.7FM in Springfield, IL. Hilarity ensues. Enjoy!
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Folks here is one that I’m sure is going to disappear soon, so watch the video while you can because it’s bound to be violating copyright!

Comedian Louis CK appeared on the Late Show with Conan O’Brian, and he got off on a tangent explaining what is wrong with the latest generation. To say that he thinks the youth now days are spoiled is a serious understatement!

It is hill-arious! Have a look…
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This brilliant clip is from Johnny Dangerously starring Michael Keaton. Johnny shows his brother a film on testicle safety designed to scare him away from dropping out of law school so he can marry his girlfriend just so he can have sex with her.

This is one of those movies that was highly underrated and from which you get a whole slew of classic quotes!

Danny Vermin: You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once… ONCE!

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!

Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.

D.A. Burr: Don’t worry. It’ll still be here when you get back!

Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I’m gonna take your dwork. I’m gonna nail it to the wall. I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I’m gonna cut off your arms. I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!

Jocko Dundee: Take it easy? I’m standing here with my dork in my hand!

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