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Everything is Amazing, But Nobodys Happy!

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louis-ckFolks here is one that I’m sure is going to disappear soon, so watch the video while you can because it’s bound to be violating copyright!

Comedian Louis CK appeared on the Late Show with Conan O’Brian, and he got off on a tangent explaining what is wrong with the latest generation. To say that he thinks the youth now days are spoiled is a serious understatement!

It is hill-arious! Have a look…
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Johnny Dangerously – Your Testicles and You

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your-testicles-and-youThis brilliant clip is from Johnny Dangerously starring Michael Keaton. Johnny shows his brother a film on testicle safety designed to scare him away from dropping out of law school so he can marry his girlfriend just so he can have sex with her.

This is one of those movies that was highly underrated and from which you get a whole slew of classic quotes!

Danny Vermin: You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once… ONCE!

Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-soaker!

Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.

D.A. Burr: Don’t worry. It’ll still be here when you get back!

Roman Moroni: You fargin sneaky bastage. I’m gonna take your dwork. I’m gonna nail it to the wall. I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I’m gonna cut off your arms. I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!

Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!

Jocko Dundee: Take it easy? I’m standing here with my dork in my hand!

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The ‘In a Snuggie’ Video From Mikey and Big Bob Rocks Hard!

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In a Snuggie!Got this little tip from MC Hammer over on Twitter…

Pittsburgh has got some crazy DJs over on the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show named Mikey and Big Bob who put out a little diddy called “In a Snuggie”. Wait, don’t tell me you don’t know what a Snuggie is! It’s one of those blankets that has arms sewn into it that some crazy guy is advertising on national television and probably making millions off of!

Anyway, here is the new and improved version of Snuggie propeganda thanks to old Mikey and Big Bob. Enjoy!
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(More Than) One Man Loves Bob Parsons’ Blog

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Bob Parsons of GoDaddySo, tonight I was over on GoDaddy.com registering a bunch of domain names (using my handy discount code GB1 from GeekBrief of course). Afterwards, I stopped by Bob Parsons’ blog as I often do (if he had Woopra, he would know it was me coming back each time!). I love Bob’s blog, because he is obviously having fun when he films it.

The production quality is questionable, Bob’s teleprompter reading hasn’t really improved with time, and the girl’s acting skills leave a lot to be desired. But who cares? Notice one thing – Bob is always smiling!
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The New House Heineken Commercial

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Heineken Walk in Fridge CommercialThis little gem comes courtesy of Jamie Harrop, whose Twitter stream I follow.

In this Heineken commercial a young couple is obviously showing off their new house. And it looks like everyone got exactly what they wanted. Now, that’s a housewarming party!
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The Pink Panther 2 Trailer

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The Pink Panther 2I don’t know how many of you guys are fans of silly movies, but I’ve enjoyed every Pink Panther movie I ever saw. Even Son of the Pink Panther starring Robert Benigni.

Anyway, a couple of years ago Steve Martin and Beyonce Knowles did a remake of the original classic The Pink Panther, and I added it to my DVD collection which already included all the other original Pink Panther movies. Now, three years later it looks like we’re going to get the second installation featuring Steve Martin as the infamous Jaques Clouseau in The Pink Panther 2. And, as an added bonus John Cleese, of Monty Python fame, will fill in as Inspector Dreyfus.

So if you enjoy slapstick comedy and silliness in your movies, this one should not disappoint.
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UPS vs. FedEx – Funny Pic

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I know that UPS and FedEx are rivals, but this is getting ridiculous!

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This Dog Was Clearly Offended

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I guess this German Shepard was offended by the “No Dog Allowed” sign?

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Management vs. Employees – Funny Pic

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Why is it that people always climb the management ladder only to crap on the little guy?

Management vs. Employees

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Santa Claus’ Tombstone

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This is far too funny not to share.

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Terminator vs. Jesus – The Greatest Action Story Ever Told

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Jesus vs TerminatorAs we near the Christmas holiday, I thought perhaps we could combine two things that everyone seems to love. Jesus, and Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Here now, for your holiday amusement is Jesus vs. The Terminator. They’ll both be back!
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A Cop Convention at Donutland

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This is the safest restaurant on Earth!

Cops at Donutland

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