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WebBeat.TV – Ugly Schmucks and SH*T My Kids Ruined… NICE!

October 18, 2010
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Here’s the latest episode of WebBeat.TV for you guys. If you haven’t already subscribed to the show then what are you waiting for?!? Pelpina is awesome!!!

Video: Using a Slinky to Keep Squirrels Out of the Bird Feeder

October 13, 2010
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Let the hilarity begin! A guy over on YouTube going by the name of EvilIdol posted this little gem of an idea after taking his mother’s advice and putting a slinky around the pole holding up a bird house! Actually quite an ingenious suggestion, and also one that is highly entertaining! You have to see [...]

Joke: The Shark Challenge

September 27, 2010
Shark in a Pool

A millionaire decides to throw a huge party for his 50th birthday. During the party he grabs a microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. ‘I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man [...]

Joke: The Talking Clock

September 26, 2010
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A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”? “That’s the talking clock!”, he replied. “How does it work?”, asked the friend? Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as [...]

Those Pesky Storm Troopers Are EVERYWHERE Now Days!

July 19, 2010

What’s a gal to do? One minute she’s taking a quite little ride on the subway minding her own business. The next minute she’s being accosted by Storm Troopers and led off to see Darth Vader. New York is getting a little rough now days, isn’t it?

How it SHOULD Have Ended – Iron Man

July 13, 2010

I’m a big fan of Iron Man, and it’s one of those movies where the sequel was actually as good as the original! Having said that, you know it wasn’t really very realistic now, was it? Luckily for us, someone has corrected that issue and now we have an alternate ending. So, here’s how Iron [...]

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

July 9, 2010

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. [...]

Joke: Kids Say the Darndest Things

June 29, 2010
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A 6 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are in their bedroom. The 6-year-old turns to his younger brother and says, “I think it’s time we start cussing. When we go downstairs I’ll say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’.” “OK!” The younger brother enthusiastically agrees! When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the [...]

How it Should Have Ended – Spider Man 3

June 29, 2010

Please tell me that you’ve seen the Spider Man movies? I mean, they only generated about a quadrillion dollars! So I assume everyone has seen them! Anyway, here’s an awesome little take on how Spiderman 3 should have ended!