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Two Crazy Chicks and a REALLY Fat Baby – You Gotta See This!

August 24, 2011 By 6 Comments

I only have one question about this. HOW THE F*CK DID THAT BABY GET SO FAT? I mean, seriously, what have they been feeding that kid? It is a kid isn’t it?

Oh, and what is with these chicks dragging that “child” off the sofa and then leaving him on the ground face down when he falls while continuing to dance all around him? Oh, and how about that one chick who kicks the kid while she’s still partying down?

Ok, maybe more than just one question… but you GOTTA see this video! Oh, and the fun really kicks in at 1:30. So don’t miss it.
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Joke: Kids Say the Darndest Things

June 29, 2010 By 5 Comments

A 6 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are in their bedroom. The 6-year-old turns to his younger brother and says, “I think it’s time we start cussing. When we go downstairs I’ll say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’.”

“OK!” The younger brother enthusiastically agrees!

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast he replies, “Hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
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Cory the Baby – Dancing to Beyonce

November 7, 2009 By 2 Comments

dancing babyHmmm. As long as we are exploiting the children…

Here is Cory Elliott from Auckland, New Zealand getting his dance on to Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) (which has been viewed 75 MILLION times). By comparison, Cory’s video has only been viewed a paltry 4 million times.

Well, then again, Cory is only about a year old. So I guess we can forgive it the lack of attention just this one time. Even though dancing babies are all the rage. Though I do wonder… when Cory grows up, will he brag about this?
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Corrupting the Youth

October 29, 2009 By 8 Comments

You know, people often tell me that I’m a terrible influence, and frequently warn me when I’m around the kiddos to watch my mouth. But I’ll have you know that I had nothing to do with supplying this kiddo with booze and smokes!

Corrupting the Children

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North Korea Children’s Parade

January 16, 2009 By 4 Comments

korean-kids-paradeEven though Kim Jong Il is a horrible commie dictator (emphasis on the “dic” part), those damn little Korean kids can sure put on a show!

I still think the South Korean sports fans are cooler, mostly because they do this just because they want to. Not because they are glorifying their “great father” or something. But whatever, either way these folks have to put in a LOT of practice to pull this off. So enjoy the fruits of their labor!
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Santa Claus’ Tombstone

December 20, 2008 By 7 Comments

This is far too funny not to share.

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Focus on the Positive – Opportunities for Charitable Giving

September 29, 2008 By 2 Comments

Chinese Girl with Donated DuckOk, there has been a lot of bad financial news lately, and it can be a real downer and a non-productive waste of time to worry about it. Instead, I would like to focus on some organizations who are using their power for AWESOME and who demonstrate that the power to do good is stronger than the power to do bad. (Keeping in mind that not all charities are good.)

When we focus on what is most important we can make a real difference, so to get us started, here is a little video to put things in perspective. For any of you who have not yet seen it, it starts sad and then makes you truly grateful for what you have by demonstrating the power we really do have over the world around us.


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This Kid Knows How to Travel

September 24, 2008 By 2 Comments

I saw this kid in the DFW airport coming out of the customs area. Apparently he was coming back from a European vacation, and let me tell you what… this kid knows how to travel in style!

This Kid Knows How to Travel

I wonder what it would cost to get someone to just push me around everywhere I want to go so I don’t have to walk?

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Cops Tase Boy With Broken Back 19 Times

August 11, 2008 By 10 Comments

16 Year Old With Broken Back Tasered 19 TimesI’ve written several times about Taser abuse, but this one takes the cake. I mean seriously, this cannot be explained.

An unarmed 16 year old boy laying on the ground, below a 30 foot overpass, with a broken back and a broken foot muttering incoherently is tasered 19 times by police in Missouri. Their excuse:

“He refused to comply with the officers and so the officers had to deploy their Tasers in order to subdue him. He is making incoherent statements; he’s also making statements such as, ‘Shoot cops, kill cops,’ things like that. So there was cause for concern to the officers,” said Ozark Police Capt. Thomas Rousset.

So, let’s imagine how this went down shall we?

Boy with broken back: Lays on ground, immobile.
Cop: Get up.
Boy with broken back: mumble, mumble
Cop: Get up or I’ll Tase you.
Boy with broken back: You’re a cop, please don’t shoot me or I’ll probably die.
Cop: Did you say something about killing cops? Well, here’s a little something for ya…
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