Has anyone noticed that although I’ve been online since almost the beginning of the Web, there are almost no photos of me, anywhere? Go ahead, search. I’ll wait…

The reason for this is simple. No photographer has been brave enough to put me in front of a camera! Why, well… first of all, I’m not a good looking man. Second of all, I’m unpredictable!
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I’ve got to give Dove mad props for producing this commercial which shows exactly what goes on with all of those ads we see plastered in magazines and on billboards of “beautiful” people. In reality, they are nothing more than fiction…

So ladies, next time you’re wanting to look like something in a magazine, remember what you see here.
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