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The One Where John P. Takes Viagra, Then Tells You All About It

by John P.

Viagra Baseball adFor years we’ve all seen the Viagra ads. They are on TV, in newspapers and magazines, at sporting events, heck I think they even advertise on the inside of lollipop wrappers to get the kids hooked at an early age. Hmmm. Viagra lollipops anyone? They’ve done such a great job at associating their brand with sex that it makes you wonder how anyone actually has sex without Viagra?

In addition to providing injunctive assistance to men who might actually have some sort of a problem (which may be a good thing, but maybe not too), the boys behind Viagra are clearly, clearly, clearly targeting a much younger and healthier audience in the hopes of getting them to use Viagra for purely recreational purposes. There is ZERO doubt in my mind about this.

Now, I’ve long wondered what the heck is supposed to be so magical about “the little blue pill”? I mean, does it make you last longer? Does it make you bigger? Does it turn you into a raging sexual animal? And while we’re at it, does Red Bull actually give you wings? The problem is, everyone has these questions, but no one with experience is willing to talk about it. Unfortunately, this leaves us with only one side of the story, Pfizer’s commercial messaging!

Well, I decided I was going to get the answers! So I got some Viagra, and here’s what happened.
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Scientific Proof that Exotic Cars Turn Women On!

September 18, 2008

Ok. This is awesome. Wired magazine has published an article that proves once and for all that Women get as hot and bothered by exotic cars as men do (or more)! A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on [...]

Why People Have Sex

August 9, 2007
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Ok, I know what you’re thinking. The answer to this question is soo obvious… But you’d be wrong! A paper published to the Web in July 2007 by two University of Texas psychologists, Cindy M. Meston and David M. Buss, entitled Why Humans Have Sex lists 237 distinct reasons! And they run the whole gamut [...]

Show Us Yours! The Boob Blog

June 21, 2007

First of all, NO… my blog is not digressing into another porn site! Actually it’s sad, but I really debated about reporting this because nudity is involved. But I decided that it was for the common good and that the vast majority of my readers would probably appreciate the link… The popular women’s magazine Jane [...]

Straight Men Make the Best Navigators

June 14, 2007

Don’t shoot the messenger ladies! Annanova reports: Sexual orientation ‘affects map reading skills’ Straight men are best at map reading and heterosexual women worst, according to a new study. Researchers at the University of Warwick say sexual orientation, as well as gender, affects navigation skills, reports the Daily Telegraph. They claim straight men perform better [...]

The Last Bastion of Bigotry – Paul Weyrich

October 6, 2006
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I almost hate to give this guy any press whatsoever, but given the fact that I’m using him as an example of an unbelievable Bigot I guess I’ll make an exception. The man is Paul Weyrich, a 61 year old, self aggrandizing, conservative popularity contest winner and University of Wisconsin dropout. The folks at National [...]