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How Woopra Catches Drive-by Comment Spammers

by John P.

Today someone left the following comment:

Now, it caught my eye for two reasons:

  1. They left a URL in the comment. I’m constantly on the lookout for that because I don’t want YOU guys (my real readers) to be subjected to spammy comments.
  2. They claim to be a long time reader who visits constantly.

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Road & Track Magazine Pushes Penis Enlargement Pills

July 18, 2010

Does anyone else Read Road & Track magazine? Are you as sick as me of turning through the pages at the back of the magazine and finding the Penis Enlargement ads? What the hell is up these guys? Are they THAT broke? I mean, as I read through the magazine and see Ferraris, Bugattis, and [...]

Comment Spammers Get Sneaky, But You Should Delete Them Ruthlessly!

February 27, 2010
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You guys have heard me drone on and on about my hatred of Spammers. I really mean it when I say I want to shoot them. Like with a real gun. In Texas. (Yee-haw) Anyway, some people seem to think that they are not spammers as long as they leave a nice sounding comment along [...]

Protect WordPress from Hackers – Secure that Beeotch!

December 3, 2009

Dammit!!!! I HATE SPAMMERS MORE THAN ANYONE ON EARTH! I honestly, 100% mean it when I say that I want to KILL spammers. You guys are laughing right now… “hehehe. Here goes that crazy John P. with another rant about spammers. Aww, he’s just kidding!” No! I am an ex-Marine, I own guns and knives, [...]

Bob Donovan, You Sir (and all the Other Spammers), May Kiss My Ass!

July 15, 2009
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Look, there is no delicate way to put this. Bob Donovan, I hereby formally invite you to participate with me in a no-holds-barred MMA style cage match to be broadcast on live television. I’m 100% serious. Because I want to kick your ass, and I’m quite sure I can do it too. Wait! What’s Going [...]

I Still HATE Spammers! DIE SPAMMERS DIE!!!

May 1, 2009

Dammit! Very few things actually infuriate me more than spammers. That is because Spammers are thieves! There is no difference between a spammer, and someone who would go around stealing pennies from everyone they can find. The logic is exactly the same too, “well, if I only steal from them a little, they won’t notice [...]

FREE PORN!!! FREE PORN!!! FREE PORN!!!

October 17, 2008

Yeah. That’s how they get you, isn’t it? The spammers… they suck you in with these headlines like “Free Porn!”, “Free Viagra”, “Free Men’s Enhancements” and more. They litter our inboxes with this crap and put banner ads in places they don’t even belong. Well, I’m pleased to tell you that one of the biggest [...]

Made-For-Adwords (MFA) Sites Suck!

September 30, 2008

Listen up folks, cause I’m only going to say this one time. If you are choosing your site’s theme based on how many ads you can shove in your visitor’s face, or if people come to your site and have to scroll down the page before they see anything other than Google Ads, then your [...]

200,000 Spams and Counting…

September 2, 2008

Well, looks like it only took about 3.5 weeks to bump the number of Spam responses up over 200,000. So, I hit the 100,000 mark on May 7, the 175,000 mark on August 7, and the 200,000 mark on September 2. It looks like I’m averaging about 25,000 Spam comments per month, or over 800 [...]

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