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The Porsche Panamera is So Ugly… Someone Should Be Fired!

by John P.

porsche-panameraThis wretched hog of a vehicle looks like an AMC pacer had it’s way with a 911, and the god-forbidden spawn grew up into the Porsche Panamera. Seriously, I wouldn’t care if this thing had 1,000 horsepower, and hovered. I will ridicule anyone who buys it. Mercilessly.

Go ahead! Just take a look at what the geniuses over there have put out to compete with Mercedes, Jaguar, Maserati, Lexus and the like. I just watched this video, and nearly threw up. Way to go boys! It’s not bad enough that the aged 911 gets its ass handed to it by a Nissan, now you’re going to make fools of yourselves in the family sedan market. Brilliant.
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John P. Gets a Mercedes AMG CLK55 Convertible… and Loves It!

January 12, 2009

My long time readers are already aware that I have a veritable stable of vehicles, including my NSX and my Q45. In fact, right now in my driveway there are 1,780 horsepower worth of vehicles just sitting there begging me to take them out and blister some pavement. So last week when I drove up [...]

Female Motocross Passengers Squeal With Fear

December 21, 2008

Ok. I know it’s wrong. And you can all slap my hand later. But good lord! I was watching these videos of women who, for some unknown reason, decided to take a ride in the passenger seat while professional drivers took hot laps around race tracks. Listen up folks! If you aren’t the type of [...]

If James Bond Can Drive the Aston Martin DBS, So Could I!

December 16, 2008

If you’ve managed to see the recent James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, you got to watch Bond absolutely destroy an Aston Martin DBS. Yeah, that is what that awesome looking car at the beginning of the movie was! Well, the DBS is really just a souped up DB9, which happens to be one of [...]

Top Gear Drives the 640 HP Lamborghini Murcielago

December 7, 2008

Ok. The most awesome thing about this video is half way into it when they have a drag race between the Murcielago and a VW Golf GT. Now, the VW is quite quick. I’d say that it’s faster than the vast majority of cars on the road. But the Lambo absolutely and unequivocally destroys it. [...]

Scientific Proof that Exotic Cars Turn Women On!

September 18, 2008

Ok. This is awesome. Wired magazine has published an article that proves once and for all that Women get as hot and bothered by exotic cars as men do (or more)! A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on [...]

Every 3 Seater Car I’ve Ever Heard Of, Or Drooled Over

September 17, 2008
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A couple of years ago I wrote about the Toyota Volta. I said that if Toyota would build it, I would take the very first one. And I was dead serious. But of course, just like every other car manufacturer on the freakin planet, they didn’t! What is it with these car manufacturers that prevents [...]

The Ariel Atom – The Naked SuperCar

August 20, 2007

The Ariel Atom is absolutely the most impractical car you’ll ever lust after. It has no trunk, roof, windshield, doors… hell, even the seats are made of plastic. But none of that matters, because it is the third fastest production car on Earth. And it’s cheap. My favorite quote from Jeremy Clarkson’s road test of [...]

Wrightspeed X1 SuperCar – Fastest Electric Car on the Planet

August 15, 2007

The Wrightspeed X1 Electric Supercar is completely awesome, even if it’s only a prototype and has no chance of ever moving into production. The good news however is that they are working on plans for a real production car of which they say: The X1 production car will be better… much better.

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