Specialization is for Insects.
Ever wondered why your husband now avoids your embrace? Obviously its because you don’t have “proper feminine hygiene”. Clearly you need to be douching regularly with Lysol brand disinfectant!
Don’t take chances with married happiness… safeguard your complete daintiness… use only “Lysol” in the douche… it is not only effective, but kind to delicate tissues.
Thanks to Mark Ramsey of Pigskin Radio I was fortunate enough to attend the Dallas Desire vs. San Diego Seduction Lingerie Football League game on September 3, 2010. The following is a collection of images I took courtesy of the full press credentials that Mark got me to stand on the sidelines and shoot till I got my fill (which is never).
These are a magnificent group of ladies who absolutely play their hearts out! They do everything the men do, only they do it while wearing almost no protection. Frankly, they are a whole lot tougher, and unfortunately there are quite a few injuries during each game. Anyway, without further ado, here are the images – which I know you are all anxious to get to!
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There are some people out there LOSING THEIR MIND right now because the new Miss USA is a bikini wearing bombshell named Rima Fakih. And she’s Muslim! (BTW, this post is dedicated to Elie and Jad, who are NEVER going to let me forget that Miss USA is Lebanese!)
Anyone whose been reading my blog for a while knows that I do not like the traditional Muslim garments that cover the women from head to toe. And it’s not because I want to get a look at those ladies. It’s because its a symbol of women as second class citizens.
So I was extremely glad when Rima won America’s top beauty pageant, because the news is nearly impossible to ignore – even in the Muslim world. Hopefully Rima can serve as an example for younger generations of Muslim women who see that you can do anything you want, and who can also finally learn that being a strong, sexy woman doesn’t mean you’re going to get raped walking down the street! (Though who knows, maybe that isn’t the case in other countries. If so, move to the USA!)
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On Friday night my friend Mark Ramsey took me out to watch the Dallas Desire take on the Los Angeles Temptation. You might be saying, “the WHO take on the WHAT”? Yeah, I know. And no this is not a joke – those are two of the teams that make up the Lingerie Football League!
UPDATE: In addition to these photos, don’t miss the new ones I posted here: Photos From the Lingerie Football League – Dallas Desire vs. San Diego Seduction. They are even better (if that’s possible)!
And believe me, the teams were named appropriately! Good lord! Let me see if I can describe to you what we experienced, even though who am I kidding… by now you are probably already staring at the photos below! (All taken on my Canon 5D Mark II with the 70-200mm 2.8L lens attached by the way…)
Anyway, Mark and I went out to the game, which started at 9pm on a very chilly Dallas evening. It was 50 degrees outside and windy. Those of us on the sidelines were wearing jackets, pants, etc. and were still cold. But out on the field, there were about 20 ladies wearing nothing but “uniforms” the size of bikinis and shoulderpads. And, it was obvious that they were cold…
Anyway, as soon as the game got underway, two things became clear:
I will warn you that if you look hard enough at the photos I’ve posted, there are a few which captured an unintentional “wardrobe malfunction” that one of the girls had after scoring a touchdown. I had no idea I photographed that because it was across the field from me at the time, but such is the power of long zoom lenses combined with 21 Megapixel camera technology.
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HaHaHa! I knew that title was going to grab your attention, cause lets face it – sex sells. And so as not to disappoint you, I’m actually going to show you a video about porn produced by Good Magazine!
Be aware that although there is no nudity, the hot chick in the video is almost nude. So, if you are easily offended by scantily clad women in a bathing suit, this video is not for you. But come on now, who are we kidding? I know that every one of you is going to actually watch this video.
The only thing that is yet to be seen is who is brave enough to leave a comment and admit it!
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Ok, this one goes out to all the guys out there. Brothers, have you got a significant other? If so, by show of hands (or comments down below), how many of you can relate to the guy in this video?
I mean, is it just me, or even though this lady is a little out there… does this look at all familiar? (Doah! That’s gonna land me in the dog house!)
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Everyone loves a nicely trimmed lawn. Personally, I’m a fan of John Deere tractors. But it seems the ladies in this commercial prefer to use a Wilkinson razor? Wouldn’t that take a long time? I guess I just don’t get it…
We had a nice dinner tonight at Bone Daddy’s so I wanted to share the experience with you guys! Bone Daddy’s is a Bar-BQ joint that is stocked full of smoking hot (no pun intended) waitresses and bartenders. I’m not kidding, every one of those fine ladies are among the hottest in town. (Hey, I may be married, but I’m not dead!)
Anyway, even though it was a Friday night, we were seated within about 10 minutes, during which we got to watch the hotties prance around in their short-shorts and revealing T-shirts. I promise you, the men in the restaurant are mouth-watering for more than the food…
But I digress. So, after we waited a few minutes a very pleasant young lady, who happened to be a petite little asian hottie (or so I’m told, because I really didn’t notice of course), seated us, and then we were greeted by Samantha, our server.
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Well, I’ve written about the Pole Dancing craze that seems to be sweeping the world. But in this case, there are a couple of ladies who are on the job over at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino and they aren’t just doing this for the exercise.
The setup for this video is that we were walking down the strip and as we came upon the front entrance to the Flamingo you could see these ladies going to town on the top of this platform. As you’ll see, it provided quite a compelling reason to come in and take a look.
