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Top 10 Kids Who Prove We’re All Pathetic

John P.

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There is nothing to make you feel more pathetic than a kid that can kick your ass at something. And I’m not talking about the accidental “I win” in a game of soccer in the front yard. I’m talking about a good spanking from a kid who can make a professional adult look like an amateur.

Below are 10 exceptionally gifted kids who will put the hurt on you if you go up against them in each of their specialties. Enjoy.

10.) Landon Shuffet – At 7 years old he is already hanging out in pool halls sharking people for candy money. How does a kid get like that?!?

9.) While you were headbanging to Whitesnake, this kid was perfecting the mambo and salsa dancing like Charo.


8.) Tony Royster Jr. – At 12 years old he already mastered his instrument and made the 7 years of piano lessons your parents paid for look completely worthless. (When he gets about half way into the video he gets warmed up…)

7.) Chun Hoo Ulf Wong – This 6 year old solves a Rubik’s Cube in under 38 seconds. It took me a lot longer just to peel the stickers off!

6.) This video of a kid playing guitar has been viewed over 16.8 MILLION times! He’s a freakin teenage Eddie VanHalen.

5.) Danny Macaskill – This kid can do things on a bike that I can’t even do without one.

4.) This Japanese 7 year old puts the smack down on a professional bowler. The best part is when the kids just eating ice cream in the middle of the competition…

3.) Benyamin – The 10 year old pianist from Virginia took just one year of instruction then “practiced” till he got this good. Damn, I’m worthless. Oh, and there are about 35 more videos of this kid where that comes from…


2.) Bianca Ryan – This 11 year old can give Whitney Houston and Celine Dion a run for their money. She’s got a serious set of windpipes.

1.) Tristan & Nic Puehse – These 8 year-old skateboarding twins must have been fathered by Tony Hawk!

Comments

  1. Video six isn’t working, maybe you could refresh that. Other than that I enjoyed this post a lot. There is a sense of pleasure that comes with learning that children prodigy will always make you feel insignificant and small.

  2. I’d like to take on some of these gifted kids at something to better myself. Or any kind of gifted person I suppose.

  3. Haha, I like the salsa dancer mostly, because it;s an area of interest of mine, but have to say all of them are amazing, imagine how they’re going to be like when they grow older.

  4. Tony Royster Jr at the drums just kicks me of my chair, will be very interesting where they all end up. The music-kids will be fantasic studio musicans, with playing pool you can earn some money, but what are you doing as the fastest Rubik’s cube Kid of the world???

    cheers
    Rhoody

  5. The pool shark kid is too humble, hope he stays that way. The Eddie Van Halen kid is better than a grown up Eddie. The kid on the mountain bike is so good that he should have legal immunity to laws restricting anything he attempts. Rubics cube savant? EH, I had a co-worker that could do that.

  6. That is absolutely amazing. I have actually met a genious before and its kinda scary yet beatiful to see. He was only 10. He is extremely gifted when it comes to math. He taught himself calculus at the age of like 8 or something. He can also program in like 10 languages and do website design. Trust me, a 10 year old doing extremely difficult calculus problems and writing ridiculous programs is nuts!!@~!

  8. That proves what i’ve allways said: be the best at something, not everything.