Man Too Lazy to Walk Dog

ByJohn P.

SUV driving on a residential street with trees and houses. Levester Johnson takes his dog, Armani, an Italian Cane Corso, out for a morning jog on Monday, March 26, 2007 in Akron, Ohio.

“I was lazy this morning, ” said Johnson. “I’m on the way to the gym myself. I wanted to make sure [Armani] got in a workout before I left.”


All I have to say is, thank God the dog didn’t take a right turn under that back tire…

This photo from MSNBC.

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3 Comments

  1. An outstanding share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a colleague who has been doing a little research on this. And he in fact bought me lunch because I stumbled upon it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending time to talk about this issue here on your site.

  3. There used to be a woman of means in my street that did exactly that every morning (except without the leash).

    She wondered why all the neighbours complained that her dog chased their cars all day…might have been the morning “training” sessions maybe?

    I hope she never had kids.

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