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Home / Vehicles / The Porsche Panamera is So Ugly… Someone Should Be Fired!

The Porsche Panamera is So Ugly… Someone Should Be Fired!

John P.

April 25, 2009 By John P.

porsche-panameraThis wretched hog of a vehicle looks like an AMC pacer had it’s way with a 911, and the god-forbidden spawn grew up into the Porsche Panamera. Seriously, I wouldn’t care if this thing had 1,000 horsepower, and hovered. I will ridicule anyone who buys it. Mercilessly.

Go ahead! Just take a look at what the geniuses over there have put out to compete with Mercedes, Jaguar, Maserati, Lexus and the like. I just watched this video, and nearly threw up. Way to go boys! It’s not bad enough that the aged 911 gets its ass handed to it by a Nissan, now you’re going to make fools of yourselves in the family sedan market. Brilliant.

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  1. Pat the brat says

    March 23, 2013 at 5:03 am

    And yet the Panamera is one of the most succesful Porsche models and it is selling like never before. So if we take that into consideration we can only conclude that the Panamera is a beautiful car with a bright future… and the buyers know this.

  2. Mark C says

    October 17, 2011 at 5:49 am

    No need to write a 1000 words. It comes down to this, this car is just plain ugly. Please quit insulting the AMC Pacer, this thing is more in line with the Aztec.

  3. Westport says

    September 12, 2011 at 8:43 am

    Looks good from the front and absolutely horrible from any other angle. Every time I see one I think to myself what in the hell Porsche or the person who bought he car was thinking! I actually pity the person sitting in the car. What’s worse, they have taken some of the rear design elements and applied it to the new Cayenne. Now that car is even uglier. It looks like a Lexus RX330 from the rear. Truth be told though I have driven the Panamera, it’s definitely a Porsche. If they redesign the ass and make it a true sedan it could look great. By the way Peter,.. I am not blind, and definitely not jealous.

  4. Peter says

    September 9, 2011 at 1:01 am

    Are you kidding me? This car is GORGEOUS. Anyone who doesn’t see it is either jealous or blind….

    • KARATE 1 says

      January 29, 2013 at 6:33 pm

      i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i think all PORSCHES ARE U G L Y. I cna afford any car and i think the porsche looks like a rat with the rounded back and pouche in the back just like a rat. The same people who call porsches beautiful think my sls is ugly.However, if i pull up to a valet with a porsche next to me NO ONE GIVES THE PORSCHE A SECOND GLANCE. The sls gets far more attention!!

  5. Elana says

    August 25, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Thank you. I saw that the other day in my town, it was sort of dark, but I still was like “What the heck is that ugly car!” Saw it in the day light, omg. It looks like it got pulled in a taffy machine. The front is fin, the back is fine, but really? Made for people with more money than taste. Horrified. (PS This is coming from a woman….)

  6. long duk duong says

    December 29, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    History of fumble repeats itself….

    First there was the 914. Now this!

  7. seniorgorilla says

    September 8, 2010 at 12:43 am

    Jesus what an ugly AMC piece of crap.
    I checked out one, then checked out the Boxter and 911. Decided on a Maserati.

    Just think about this: No hot chic would ever take her picture with that ugly beast. Its looks like a transformer that turns into a BATHTUB! and I thought the Pontiac Aztec was ugly, at least its cheap!

  8. Driver says

    August 22, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Why would you buy this when you could buy an Aston Martin Rapide?

  9. Al3x says

    August 17, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Hmm.. i can’t say it is ugly. I saw one on my street and i think it looks great

  10. Ash says

    July 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    what’s ugly about it? i saw them saying it was ugly on top gear, but i mean, i don’t see why it’s ugly, looks fine to me

  11. spiderpig2007 says

    October 15, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    U. G. L. Y. porsche got no alibi!

    in other news – BMW is making an ‘M’ version of the X5?? is there maybe a toxic spill in the german water supply??

  12. Filmari Nunti says

    April 29, 2009 at 12:59 am

    You’re right John…ugliest car ever :) And expensive! Very expensive… The crisis make them go crazy. I hope Ferrari will never do something like this…

  13. FrankenPC says

    April 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    It’s not bad enough that the aged 911 gets its ass handed to it by a Nissan

    Damn straight. I’m leasing an Infiniti G37S and it’s a screaming demon. Awesome car.

  14. Terehoff says

    April 25, 2009 at 8:25 am

    Cool Car! John, thanks for sharing!

  15. fas says

    April 25, 2009 at 7:42 am

    LOL John, you don’t like the Panamera but still its going to sell like hot hot cakes. Reason being its a Porsche. However you need to checkout more pictures of the car to judge how it looks. http://www.motorbeam.com/cars/super-cars/porsche-panamera/porsche-panamera-picture-gallery/

    Anyways me thinks that the best 4 door would be the Aston Martin Rapide.

    • long duk duong says

      December 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm

      If you have to convince anyone in this manner by linking alternate picture…. I’m dude – It’s ugly.

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