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Home / Videos / Spose – I’m AWESOME! Lyrics and Video

Spose – I’m AWESOME! Lyrics and Video

John P.

May 5, 2010 By John P.

I'm AwesomeMy brother-in-law Jason sent me this one. It’s an instant classic and the lyrics are brilliant! “…I got the swagger of a cripple!”

So if any of you woke up today, looked in the mirror and just had to say, “I’m awesome!” Well, this video from Spose is for YOU!



Of course, the dirty version is more fun. And here are the complete lyrics so you can sing along:

Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome…
I don’t necessarily need to be here for this…
I’m gonna keep the headphones though…
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesome

You know my pants sag low (low)
Even though (though) that went out of style
Like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps,
Getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I’m not the best :)
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
Guest up at the sausage fest
Oh yes!
The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like i’m joining a cult
Uh Uhh
I’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
All my writtens are bitten and
All my verses are purchased
Me? I’ll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
It’s cuz my little sister wrote it

I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesome

Check it out

I’m from Maine and I don’t hunt, nope
And I can’t ski
Smoke weed but I can’t roll blunts
*Find me* whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin at McDonalds because Subway’s pricey

Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She’s like “For what?
Blunt wraps and some Heineken?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!”
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
I’m like, Mom please, don’t blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude’s sour but my futon’s sweet,
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can’t tweet up on my Twitter
Cuz I haven’t done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only thing good about me is I’m off stage soon

I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesome

Futhermore I’m cornier than Ethynol
Cheesier than Provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
I’m twenty four, serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling optimos
And I’m not even the bomb in Maine
On my game I’m only about as sexy as John McCain
Now put your hands up,
If you have nightmares
If you wouldn’t man up if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
I’m outta breath…

But I’m awesome!
No you’re not, dude don’t lie
I’m awesome!
I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride
I’m awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother fucker I’m awesome!
I will run away from a brawl
I’m awesome!
There’s no voicemail, nobody called
I’m awesome!
I can’t afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I’m awesome

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Comments

  1. jaskaransapra says

    May 20, 2011 at 11:04 am

    it rox

  2. Mason Pelt says

    October 27, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    This is great John! Thank you Cali for tweeting this out.

  3. illyanna says

    October 13, 2010 at 8:49 am

    this song is awesome i walk up and down the halls of my school singing this sont i even made up a dance to this song……..=) im awesome!

  4. Yinka says

    August 27, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Hahahha! Funny song reminds me of Wierd Al Yankovich

  5. Web Your Name® says

    June 24, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    @Jason I love the improv lyrics and I listen to this song all the time, word of mouth travels fast. I am surprised this website hasn’t crashed from bandwidth overload because of me constantly coming here and listening to it and now playing Super Mario.

    @One Man. Your site is truly AWESOME. I love it. I might NOT be AWESOME but your website/blog is ;=).

    Web Your Name®

  6. Jason says

    May 19, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    I am said brother-in-law. I would like to add an additional lyric:

    “My wife is gunna crack my dome with askillit ‘cuz she asks me to stop singing this song—but I won’t kill it!”

    And I lovingly look in her eyes and say—“You wanna know why—because I AM AWESOME!!”

    I then wake up hours later groggy and bleeding from the head. It is still worth it every time!!

  7. Web Your Name® says

    May 12, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    Freaking AWESOME!!! I love AWESOME blog posts.
    Thanks for the pick me up.

    Web Your Name®

  8. Urbanator says

    May 7, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Sorry, but this has been done before, and better. Jon Lajoie did the original with “Everyday Normal Guy” in November of 2007. Love the site John!

    • Gal Fleegman says

      September 30, 2013 at 4:26 pm

      Urbanator knows what’s up. The second I heard this song, I wanted to slap this Spose dude for attempting to re-create Jon Lajoie’s classic jam from 2007.

  9. Mona says

    May 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    I went on a trip to The Bahama’s last month and they had satellite radio in the rental car. I was listing to some station and this song came on. My friend and I thought it was great and instantly tagged it. I played it for my husband when I got home from the trip, and he laughed his ass off. SO AWESOME!

  10. fas says

    May 6, 2010 at 7:59 am

    and….. I am awesome.

    Nice songs and some good lyrics there.

  11. Ata says

    May 5, 2010 at 6:32 am

    Pretty hilarious!
    Brings back some memories…
    ‘I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride’

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