• Home
  • About John P.
  • Contact
  • Terms
  • Facebook
  • Google+
  • Instagram
  • LinkedIn
  • Pinterest
  • StumbleUpon
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

One Man's Blog

Specialization is for Insects.

  • 10 Best
  • Art
  • Computing
  • Fun Stuff
  • Gadgets
  • Videos
  • Photography
  • Travel
  • Tutorials
  • Health & Fitness
  • Politics
  • Thoughts
  • Food
  • Reviews
  • 10 Best
  • Art
  • Computing
  • Fun Stuff
  • Gadgets
  • Videos
  • Photography
  • Travel
  • Tutorials
  • Health & Fitness
  • Politics
  • Thoughts
  • Food
  • Reviews
Home / Health & Fitness / Washington DC is the Sexually Transmitted Disease Capital of the US! (But Your State’s Got ’em Too…)

Washington DC is the Sexually Transmitted Disease Capital of the US! (But Your State’s Got ’em Too…)

Graph of Chlamydia in the US
John P.

June 1, 2010 By John P.

Well folks, hang on to your hats, because according to Google’s Public Data Explorer it appears that most of the Sexually transmitted diseases tracked by the CDC are generally on the decline, with the exception of Chlamydia (caused by the Chlamydia trachomatis bacteria), which is skyrocketing!

And guess, what? The chlamydia capital of the US is none other than our nation’s capital, Washington DC!

A Little Bit About Chlamydia

  • Chlamydia is the most frequently reported bacterial sexually transmitted disease in the United States.
  • It is estimated that about 2.3 million individuals in the United States ages 14-39 are infected with chlamydia.
  • Between half and three-quarters of all women who have a chlamydia do not know that they are infected.
  • It can linger for months or years before being discovered.

The good news is that it’s not gonna kill you, though it could permanently harm reproductive organs. Treatment basically involves taking antibiotics and going on your way. Of course, there is still the little matter that if you live in Washington DC about 1.2% of fellow Washingtonians are walking around ready to give you the disease again!

Graph of Chlamydia in the US

Ok, so you’re saying, “Who cares about a sexually transmitted disease if it really just causes a little discomfort and I can fix it with an antibiotic?” Fair enough. But it just so happens that Washington DC is also the Gonorrhea capital of the US!

What’s This Gonorrhea You Speak Of?

Well, first of all, it’s obviously another Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI). But more importantly this little sucker is antibiotic resistant! Meaning that it’s not so easily treatable.

Fun Facts:

  • The bacterium can also grow in the mouth, throat, eyes, and anus.
  • More than 700,000 persons in the U.S. get new gonorrheal infections each year.
  • Gonorrhea can spread to the blood or joints. This condition can be life threatening.
  • People with gonorrhea can more easily contract and spread HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
  • In women it can lead to internal abscesses (pus-filled “pockets”) and long-lasting, chronic pelvic pain.

The good news is that on average in the US the incidence of Gonorrhea has dropped to about 1/3 of what it was 25 years ago.

Chart of Gonorrhea in the US

But wait! There’s more!

Washington DC Has Highest Syphilis Infection Rates Too!

This article wouldn’t be any fun if the symptoms weren’t getting progressively worse, so keeping with that theme, Syphilis is a nasty, nasty little disease and here’s what you get for playing:

  • Over 36,000 people in the US had Syphilis in 2006, and half came from 20 counties and 2 cities.
  • Its passed through contact with a syphilis sore on the external genitals, vagina, anus, or inside the rectum. Sores also can occur on the lips and in the mouth. (Nice!)
  • Secondary syphilis may appear as rough, red, or reddish brown spots both on the palms of the hands and the bottoms of the feet.
  • . The late stages of syphilis can develop 10 – 20 years after infection was first acquired and can damage the internal organs, including the brain, nerves, eyes, heart, blood vessels, liver, bones, and joints.
  • Signs and symptoms of the late stage of syphilis include difficulty coordinating muscle movements, paralysis, numbness, gradual blindness, and dementia. This damage may be serious enough to cause death.

Graph of Syphilis in the US

So, What Can We Learn From All Of This?

  • Well, your risk of getting an STD is about .4% in the US assuming you have sex and any sort of physical contact with an infected partner (even with a condom in some cases).
  • The Top 10 riskiest states in the union are: District of Columbia, Mississippi, Alaska, South Carolina, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, New Mexico, Hawaii and Illinois. In these states your risk of infection averages closer to .6%.
  • The 10 Safest states to have unprotected sex in: are New Hampshire, Puerto Rico, West Virginia, Vermont, Maine, Utah, New Jersey (surprise!), Massachusetts, Minnesota and Idaho. In these states your risk of infection averages closer to .25%.
  • Never have sex in Washington DC (with anyone). Especially not those dirty, dirty politicians.

There is more related information here:

  • The US Centers for Disease Control.
  • Google Health
  • Google Public Data Explorer

Have fun kiddies! (But not TOO much fun.)

Related

Filed Under: Health & Fitness, News Tagged With: Disease, Health-&-Fitness, News, Sex, STD, Washington-D.C.

About John P.

John P. is a former CEO, former TV Show Host, and the Founder and Wizard behind Texas Metal Works. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn. Feel free to send shoutouts, insults, and praise. Or Money. Money is good.

Comments

  1. Pauli says

    June 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    It’s easy to believe that DC has the most venereal disease. (I still like that old term better than sexually-transmitted disease. It sounds nastier.) A bunch of chicks trying to get laid by power brokers and succeeding, of course.

  2. Timothy Rake says

    June 6, 2010 at 9:12 am

    It indeed is scary to know, strange that washington peaks out!

  3. Kimi says

    June 6, 2010 at 2:24 am

    That’s scary to know, but i guess it’s common problems especially in a big cities, and Washington DC is included.

John P’s Tweets

Tweets by johnpoz

John P. on Instagram

Ok, what we're gonna do, see, is jack this bitch u Ok, what we're gonna do, see, is jack this bitch up so high you need a ladder to get in it. Then put low profile tires on it.

Makes sense.
Let them eat turkey... I mean cake. Let them eat turkey... I mean cake.
Need I say more? Need I say more?
Cleaned my vehicles with @ArmorAllUSA Ultra Shine Cleaned my vehicles with @ArmorAllUSA Ultra Shine Wash Wipes. Here's the story! http://onemansblog.com/ultrawipes

#ArmorAll - #Ad - #YeeHaw
Tomorrow I'm getting my new forklift from @quality Tomorrow I'm getting my new forklift from @quality_equipment! Can't wait to start forking stuff. ;-)
Aaarrgh! What should I choose? Aaarrgh! What should I choose?
Have I died and gone to heaven? Have I died and gone to heaven?
Hard boiled chili quail eggs anyone? Hard boiled chili quail eggs anyone?
I'll take two! I'll take two!
This exists. This exists.
Over two pounds of pizza! Over two pounds of pizza!
Where should I start? Where should I start?
Give it a minute. You'll get it... Give it a minute. You'll get it...
Instagram post 17855855425047701 Instagram post 17855855425047701
Instagram post 17849137462070109 Instagram post 17849137462070109
It'll tickle yore innards! It'll tickle yore innards!
Instagram post 17855388973056226 Instagram post 17855388973056226
The @genyhitch is a massive 80 pound drop hitch wi The @genyhitch is a massive 80 pound drop hitch with a bonus - it can absorb the shock from twists, turns and bumps in the road, providing cushioning for both the tow vehicle and whatever it's pulling.
Who's up for some ghost pepper powder in their sal Who's up for some ghost pepper powder in their salt?
Downloading at around 140 MB/S. That's a full Gig Downloading at around 140 MB/S.  That's a full Gigabit download speed from the World of Warcraft servers to the new @Acer Predator desktop machine.
Follow on Instagram

Read Over 2,500,000 Times

  • How I'd Hack Your Weak Passwords
  • Amusing Little Helicopter Game
  • A Compendium of 150 Monty Python Sketches
  • 10 Worst Drivers Ever Caught On Video
  • Get Your Virtual Haircut and Other Auditory Illusions
  • How Crack Cocaine is Made

Copyright © 2022 · Local Media on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

Follow Along for E-Mail Updates
Don't miss any of John P's craziness! Just shove your email address in the slot below and we'll take care of the rest! :-)
Arrow

Email: