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Home / Gadgets / 8 Funniest Bathroom Hacks

8 Funniest Bathroom Hacks

ann

    May 15, 2012 By ann

    It may be one of the most overlooked areas of our homes when it comes to design and decoration, but your bathroom is, we’re sure you’ll agree, one of the most important areas of your living quarters. This fact isn’t always overlooked, with many people working hard to give their water closet a unique and humorous edge in style with the resulting additions representing some of the most laugh-worthy moments in interior design.

    Whether you’re planning a cool apartment upgrade of your own or simply appreciate a unique and creative throne room, here are eight of the funniest bathroom hacks you’ve ever seen:

    1. Snotty Soap Dispenser

    Snotty Soap Dispenser

    This nasally soap dispenser makes every drop of soap a gruesome adventure as you lather in the shower. It may not be for the faint of heart but consider its potential as a talking point the next time you host overnight guests!

    2. LED Shower Water Temperature Indicators

    LED Shower Water Temperature Indicators

    This cool shower accessory monitors the temperature of the water streaming through your shower head and baths you in differing light in order to indicate whether its safe to submerge yourself; a refreshing blue light lets you know when the water is cold while a warm red light warns of heat.

    3. Heated Toilet Seat

    Heated Toilet Seat

    Remember the last time you sat down in the middle of winter on a frigid toilet seat? A humorous and sobering memory, we’re sure. With an always-on feature that costs only pennies per day in energy costs you’ll never suffer from cold cheeks again!

    4. Pet Vomit Toothpaste Dispenser

    Pet Vomit Toothpaste Dispenser

    You’re either the kind of person that gets a kick out of something humorously gross in the morning or you’re not – if you are, this pet vomit toothpaste dispenser may just be for you. Coming in the form of either a dog or a cat, the dispenser simply screws onto a toothpaste tube to add its flair.

    5. Face/Butt Towel

    Face/Butt Towel

    We’ve all had that moment while drying ourselves after a shower when we wonder exactly what body parts have seen what part of our towel since its last laundering. This cleverly but usefully labeled bath towel promises to help you to keep things straight; the clear “BUTT” warning over its brown background is a sure sign that it should not touch your face. Ever.

    Now we just need a face/butt washcloth to go with it.

    6. Toilet Paper iPod Dock

    Toilet Paper iPod Dock

    When settling down on the toilet, some people read while others take along their electronic device, but some just want to feel the music; this clever iPod dock lets you rock out even in your most private moments.

    7. Blood Stained Shower Curtain

    Blood Stained Shower Curtain

    Horror fans and people who simply enjoy freaking out their visitors alike will find joy in this cleverly designed shower curtain and its fresh murder scene facade. Whether you’re looking to scare off guests or you plan to install it secretly in the middle of the night in order to shock your significant other come morning, this is your shower curtain.

    8. Blood Stained Bath Mat

    Blood Stained Bath Mat

    Obviously a beautiful complementing piece to the blood stained shower curtain detailed above, this horrific bath mat should prove the difference maker in convincing any interlopers that the bathroom is not a safe place to be, earning you enough peace and quiet to complete your shower – assuming no one calls 911!

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