I Need a Trunk Midget
Now that Gas is getting on up there approaching $5 a gallon, I think it’s time we all take some drastic measures to save money. Personally, I’ll be picking up a trunk midget any day now.
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in some countries the price are $1 per Liter.
LOL, I need to get me one of these.
LOL, where on Earth do you find these things John!
Been racking my brain trying to think of a funny name for a petrol midget. Little Vin Diesel was the worst I could do, sorry!
LMAO! Desperate times call for desperate measures…
I think that’s gonna be a new job listing on Craigslist!
LOL, but you gota score on big cars!