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Yes, I AM Interviewing Nina Hartley Tomorrow at SXSW

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John P.

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Nina HartleyOk a friend, who at this moment shall be nameless, but maybe not after I win this, bet me that if I were to open up a discussion on the blog here asking for questions for my interview tomorrow with Nina Hartley (yes, the legendary porn star) at South by Southwest that I would get some that even I would be too embarrassed to ask.

I told him that was preposterous! Nothing scares John P!

The problem with statements like that is they lead you right into these stupid bets that guys make. So yes, this is a REAL bet. And yes, I must ask Nina Hartley any question that you put in the comments below. However, there are two rules to protect me. After all, my mother is going to watch this video!

  • No vulgarity. I won’t say curse words or be crude.
  • No talking about body parts for the sake of just talking about them. You have to ask REAL questions!

Actually, now I wish I was able to come up with more rules for this little bet, but alas that was all I could think of at the time it was formed. So, there you have it.

Anyway, I’m not really worried about it. I don’t think anyone can come up with a legitimate question that I would be embarrassed to ask Nina. I mean, they’re only questions… right?

Oh, there was one other tiny little stipulation to the bet. It’s no big deal really because no one is going to win. But if I’m too embarrassed to actually ask the question I must publicly admit it and give credit to each person during the video interview. (He freakin made me even put that last part in italics. Whatever….)

Caio!

Comments

  2. I can remember being a hormone crazed teenager and recording anything that Nina Hartley was in without my parents knowing. I’m 35 now and Nina has got to be past her prime. My questions would be…… At what point do you stop living your life around porn? Is there a point where you are just too old for the porn industry?

    Brian

  4. Dang too late. Oh well, try this…

    You’ve had sex with 1000’s of men on camera. Will you have sex with me on camera here and now?

  6. You have to be one of the luckiest guys alive…..lol…..besides hue hefner…lol….have fun and please post some pics (pg…lol) to go along with the questions!!!

  7. Just to clarify…((because I came back and reread my comment and it sounded weird))…I was saying that was the question John should ask Nina. That was NOT a question I was asking to him! Whew! Glad I cleared that up!

  9. John: I consider myself to be “The Man”. Would you do a movie with me and show me all the ins and outs of the porn business?

    ((Sorry, man…I’m laughing my ass off over here.))

  11. My question.

    Now that your sex drive has subdued, do you regret getting into porn. How does it feel knowing that your nieces and nephews would be watching your movies?

  12. Oh these are pretty generic comments/questions. Hope these aren’t to racey and I haven’t broken a posting rule?

    How about: When the girls have strap on sex with their boy why don’t they kindly use lube?

    Or maybe: Please Nina will you make a Bend over Boyfriend movie with me so I can post it one my site?

  13. Of course, this means that any question you would be too embarrassed to ask must first be asked by a commenter, who may be too embarrassed themselves :)

  14. Good point. That being said then here’s a question for Nina:

    “What is an inappropriate to ask a porn star?”

  15. Well Troy, good question. It does seem that by coming up with rules I’m potentially inferring that I can indeed be to embarrassed to ask certain questions! However, the intent was really just to ensure that people didn’t come up with something inappropriate as opposed to limit legitimate questions.

    Having said that, outside this post someone already asked me a question that I wouldn’t ask Nina! Luckily, they didn’t ask it HERE!

    heheheeh

    John P.

  16. Very interesting interview. However, doesn’t the fact that you are starting out with rules for the questions signify that there are questions you wont ask and therefore preclude any chance that you will win the bet?