FREE! Bad Parking Cards (aka: Nice Parking Job Business Cards)!

A while back I launched a Kickstarter Project to fund the creation and distribution of Bad Parking Cards! We also set up the domain BadParkingCards.com to handle re-orders, and for a few years we kept the supply coming! Alas, printing and distributing cards to tell people how much they suck at parking became tiresome… and we quit. Like quitters.

But do not despair! For now I release the Bad Parking cards to the world for FREEEE!!!! Fly! Be Free my children!!!

Here’s the deal. You can print up all of these cards you want for absolutely nothing, and all I ask in return is one of three things:

• Your first born child as an indentured servant for say, 3-5 years.
• Money.
• A tweet to @JohnPoz letting me know you like them. (And how about sharing the link so others can get in on the action?)

The FREE Bad Parking Cards

Without further ado, here are the JPG images for each of the cards we distributed in the original collection. These are ready to print at an online printer such as Moo, or you can just stick some nice thick paper in your printer and DIY at home. Or better yet, at work where you can use your employer’s ink and stick it to the man!

That’s It. There’s Nothing More

Honestly, that’s the end of this post. I don’t know what more you want from me? I give, and I give, and you take, and you take, but still you want MORE? What? Am I just here for your amusement? If you prick me, do I not bleed?

I’m reminded of a story. Four score, and seven years ago, I gave you some free stuff. The end.