Do NOT Mess With Little Old Ladies in Texas!
This little gem comes from the morning radio show of Roger, Rick and Marilyn over at CHUM FM, and was once again found by my buddy Jimbeau! By the time I was done listening to it, I was laughing so hard it hurt.
Let me set the scene for you before you listen to it. Some guy in Texas is driving in to work and leaving a voice mail for his co-worker explaining why he’s late in case the boss is asking where he is. While he is leaving a message, he witnesses a minor car accident, and then…
Now, I’m not sure what was better – being there in person, or just listening to his play by play description! This guy missed his calling as a TV sports announcer.
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Hi Julia, I lost the original link too but I just found the audio here
http://multimedia.play.it/m/audio/21324820/witness-describes-car-wreck-and-old-ladies-beating-up-man.htm
I have lost the audio of this car wreck involving the 4 old ladies. How can I hear it again? Thanks.
It’s fake it tell ya…. I’ve heard this guy before and his thing is just being able to laff histerically while telling a well rehearsed story to make it sound believable. There is no way his friend’s phonemail should have recorded that long. He did a similar one the same exact way and as soon as I caught on it jes was not all that funny to me.
Anywayz,
Thomas
My manager shared this with the whole department and i peed a little from laughing so hard
This is too funny. I’m going to be sick from laughing :) :) :)
S.
Yep. You and me both! Just imagine if that had been caught on video! I bet it would have been one of the most watched of all time.
John
I’ve heard it before, good stuff :)
That guy was the perfect witness. I am not sure if he would be a perfect witness for the plaintiff or the defendant but for me he was perfect.
heh i would have paid some good money to see that :P
Haha that would have been a sight to see, indeed. Just goes to show you that you never know what kind of people you’re going to meet. I wonder if those ladies appeared more intimidating when they were younger.
Haha, I’ve heard this before as well, but it’s new to some of the guys here at the office :) Being born in Texas, I can confirm that if nothing else, you’re born with a bigger ego than most folks. Although unlike Californians, we mostly temper that with added humility (unless called out) :)
Man thats great, sit with my headphones and the rest of my little family looks at me If I am on drugs, the tears just rolling down my cheeks…
great stuff
Rhoody
Now that is hilarious. Little old ladies rule in Texas!
ROFLMAO!!!! That was AWESOME!!!