How Taxes Determine Your Religion
By Guest Star: Karen Rhodes
I am agnostic….
Now a lot of people confuse this term and here is my way of clarifying the matter. The way I look at it, I can’t even figure out my taxes, so what chance do I have of figuring out which universal belief system I should subscribe to?
I actually have a theory that accountancy helps people select their religion.
- If you are happy with a more nature centered life and pay taxes in grain/produce or the profit from selling such, then paganism may be the religion for you.
- If you are more in the commodities market and find solace in diversified highly portable wealth then Judaism is just for you.
Eventually this system has had to expand as people found new and more inventive ways of being at peace.
- People that liked portable wealth and commodities, but didn’t like all of that saving up became Baptists.
- People who liked the commodity aspect of Judaism, but only for a year get to be Mormons.
- Then there are people who have otherworldly ideas of money and they are called Scientologists.
I figure this is why I am agnostic, it’s because I just can’t figure out my taxes!
About the Author
Karen Rhodes is a System Engineer for Layered Tech. She enjoys gardening, playing video games and weaving 17th century Japanese lace.
Karen Rhodes is a System Engineer for Layered Tech. She enjoys gardening, playing video games and weaving 17th century Japanese lace.
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John,
Is that image with four religious symbols copyrighted? Could I have your permission to use it as part of an survey I am conducting? Thanks!
Feel free to grab it Anthony. It was just clipart.
John P.
Religion and money are two sensitive subjects, but when you combine them the results are dangerous! Love the blog post, and have to agree on the taxes bit! Hahahahahah. Keep them coming, love your blog!