Joke: The Shark Challenge
A millionaire decides to throw a huge party for his 50th birthday. During the party he grabs a microphone and announces to his guests…
Joke: The Talking Clock
A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and…
How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d…
Prison Joke
A new convict arrives in prison, and he’s sitting in his cell with his new cell mate. Suddenly someone yells “243” and the whole…
The Story of Penis van Lesbian
A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said ‘I want to be a movie star.’ Tall, handsome and with…
The Secret to a Long Life
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her…
The Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
Ok, we’re going to start a whole new category here on OMB. I haven’t added any categories in a long time, but I just…
A Compendium of Office Pranks and Practical Jokes
Yesterday’s post about the Annoy-a-tron brought back fond memories from long ago when I worked in an office where people actually liked one another…
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