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Home / Jokes / Joke: The Talking Clock

Joke: The Talking Clock

Gong
John P.

September 26, 2010 By John P.

GongA college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”?

“That’s the talking clock!”, he replied.

“How does it work?”, asked the friend?

Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as he could. A voice then immediately rang out, “Knock it off! It’s three in the morning!!!”

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Comments

  1. Truxter says

    October 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Awesome. Somewhere there is a ceiling and ventriloquist variation probably gonna happen.

  2. Mason Pelt says

    October 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    I prefer my clock made of two posts.

  3. Premium Links Directory says

    September 29, 2010 at 12:16 am

    Oh boy…I hadn’t even realized anything about istokphoto until I started reading these posts.

  4. Shahrukh Khan says

    September 28, 2010 at 1:54 am

    Haha, Good one!

  5. Gregory says

    September 26, 2010 at 10:59 am

    The word count for this post seems the right length for Tumblr. Ever consider it?

    By the way, great joke! It made my morning. You the man.

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