A college student had some friends over to show off his new apartment, when one of them asked, “Hey, what’s the big gong and mallet for”?
“That’s the talking clock!”, he replied.
“How does it work?”, asked the friend?
Without a word the college student took the mallet and hammered the gong as hard as he could. A voice then immediately rang out, “Knock it off! It’s three in the morning!!!”
Awesome. Somewhere there is a ceiling and ventriloquist variation probably gonna happen.
I prefer my clock made of two posts.
Oh boy…I hadn’t even realized anything about istokphoto until I started reading these posts.
Haha, Good one!
The word count for this post seems the right length for Tumblr. Ever consider it?
By the way, great joke! It made my morning. You the man.