Help Me Break the World ReTweet Record!
Is there a World Record for the number of times something has been ReTweeted? I have no idea. But you know what? There should…
“Repent Amarillo”, or These Christian Jihadists Will Probably Kill You!
Ahhh, this is a strange story. It begins as the tale of a “church” in Amarillo that wants to get rid of a swingers…
Today We Lost Our Baby Lexi
There is nothing that can fill the hole in one’s heart that comes from the loss of a loved one. The pain is profound,…
Comment Spammers Get Sneaky, But You Should Delete Them Ruthlessly!
You guys have heard me drone on and on about my hatred of Spammers. I really mean it when I say I want to…
Have You Ever AcciTweeted?
AcciTweeting is what happens when you meant to send an SMS to someone, but instead you send a public Tweet. Like for example, I…
John P. Lecture – Jan 30, 2010: Make More Money with WordPress, Social Media and Analytics
Well folks, in about two weeks, on January 30th at 4pm, I’ll be giving a complete lecture on basically everything I know about how…
Should Fat People Be Allowed to Fly?
Kieran Daly wrote an article called Passenger creates big debate at American – I mean big! a couple of weeks ago. The story originated…
A Philosophical Look at Marriage: Straight, Gay, Polygamy… Who Cares?
Here is a question: There is a couple that wants to get married. The guy is a satanic priest with body modifications including piercings…
Hey, How About NOT Being an A-Hole?
Have you ever been to the zoo? I was at the Dallas Zoo the other day, staring at the primates. Don’t worry, they were…
The Geeks Shall Inherit the Airwaves – Why Economics Are Killing ‘Old Media’
For a long time now I’ve been hearing people predicting the death of traditional media (you know: television, radio, books and newspapers). “Old Media…
OXI Day: How the Greeks Helped End World War II
Today, October 28, marks the anniversary of one of the most important days in the history of the world, yet few people remember it’s…
John P. Updates for All!
Howdy gang! I’ve been a little slow in updating the blog lately. Sorry for my lack of entertaining everyone as usual. Hope to get…
My Entry for Kyle Cease’s Stand Up Comedy Bootcamp
So, one of my favorite comedians, Kyle Cease, is having a course where they teach standup comedy to new and aspiring… um, comedians. Make…
The New Twitter Game – FabriTweet!
Ok everyone, I’m making up a new Twitter / Facebook game. You can use it in either place (or as I plan to do…
The One Where John P. Takes Viagra, Then Tells You All About It
For years we’ve all seen the Viagra ads. They are on TV, in newspapers and magazines, at sporting events, heck I think they even…
Bob Donovan, You Sir (and all the Other Spammers), May Kiss My Ass!
Look, there is no delicate way to put this. Bob Donovan, I hereby formally invite you to participate with me in a no-holds-barred MMA…
Today We Lost Our Precious Sandy
This past weekend I had the extreme pleasure of hosting the WordCamp Dallas event. I got to see a lot of people I met…
The Coldest Walk Ever! After Pizza at Gino’s East in Chicago
Tonight I had dinner with a group of guys from work. We had traditional deep dish style Chicago pizza at Gino’s East at Wells…
John P’s Twitter Updates of the Week 2008-11-16
Strangely, I am in a good mood this morning for no reason whatsoever. I wonder why that sort of thing happens? Environment? Hormones? #…
What’s Next? America After the Obama / McCain Election
Here we are on the eve before we discover who will become the next President of the United States. Already it is set to…
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