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There is ANOTHER Man Gunning for Me

John P.

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Folks, for a long time now I’ve held a virtual monopoly on the blogging scene. One Man’s Blog has been the ONLY Man’s blog. But now a new contender has arisen to challenge my dominance. Aaron Phillips has foolishly taken up the gauntlet by launching Another Man’s Blog! Silly mortal.

What’s more, in his latest delusional posting he’s taken to comparing One Man to Another Man. And to make matters worse, he’s even created Battle Cards for us!

Another Man One Man

I’d just like to say that these Battle Cards are completely F@$%ing off the mark! Clearly my “F-bomb” ability has been massively F@$%ing understated! I demand a F@$%ing recount! I’ll pay anyone $10 to do it!

Comments

  4. Obviously you need to invite him to dinner, John. After all…one man’s meat is another man’s poison…

    (Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.)

  5. I am sure the rankings would be different if the creator was anyone else, but I believe I am funnier than “One Man” – although he knows my weakness and could easily switch my daily intake to decaf coffee and if the battle cards were played he would win! The one subject he might get me on is his passion for 90’s RAP Artists which can be detected by his overuse of the term “WORD!”.

  7. Hey man – the hatin’ got you into action, oh yeah! Hahaha! And your about page is too funny! I can’t speak to the RSS thing – I hadn’t tried to sub yet – shame on me – wth was I thinking? Return – to pump up your analytics? I think I’m hearing some dollar signs our way, guys! ;) That’s right, I’m gonna borrow Ted Murphy’s idea and launch “PayPerVisit” – oh yeah! Rock on! Haha!

    I must say I’m tickled f**king pink to hear of John’s penchant for fbombs! Now I know he won’t look at ME sourly when I meet him in June! Ha! You won’t believe some of the looks I’ve gotten since moving to small town, Alafreakinbama when I open my sweet, precious mouth!

  8. love the battlecards. Things like that happen when you are and Idol….. nice marketing idea, definitelt made me smile.

    Rhoody

  10. For those “Haters of the About Page” – it has been updated. For those that cannot subscribe to the RSS feed, I will have it fixed shortly. I also failed to install any sort of website tracking analytics on the site, so I may do a call out to have all the past visitors return at some future point; so I can count you as visitors. I will let you know.

    The battle cards are fair, but I would highly suggest you email JP and ask him if he is willing to do a PODCAST on any given subject, we can let the listeners determine the proper and frequent fbombability score.

  12. haha, no About Page at all. Shameful.

    And Hey! What’s the deal about the Texas accent? Don’t be slammin’ Texas big fella. :)

  14. Long-time listener, first-time caller. . . Not really, but I’ve always wanted to say (type) that. : )

    I can’t speak to any comparisons (note: no “About” page on AM), but I *can* absolutely speak to the “f” bombability of John P. He rates at least a “77” when on his *best* behavior around young and/or sensitive ears. When every visit is prefaced with a warning to your kids. . . and when your kids learn more words they shouldn’t know from their parents’ friend than from their own friends?

    As a side note, I would also contend that you are far more random than your card suggests.

  16. Hahahahahahahaha!! I love it! And the cards are HYSTERICAL!

    It’s the EPIC BATTLE OF BLOGGER VS. BLOGGER! The stakes are high folks – the danger is looming….